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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #30 on: October 18, 2011, 01:01:36 AM »
Quote from: stealthattack1 on October 17, 2011, 11:37:33 PM
BOTH yo mommas so fat they get stuck in hula hoops!

"Both?" XD How were you conceived :P ?

Quote from: Mass Killer DL on October 17, 2011, 11:48:36 PM
Yo Momma's so fat Obi-Wan said "That's no moon that's your Momma."

LOL Robot Chicken ;D

Well guys, ur mommas are so poor when the charity bowl comes to her in church she put an I.O.U. in ;D
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #31 on: October 18, 2011, 03:25:30 AM »
your mooma has blood group nutella
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #32 on: October 18, 2011, 03:28:34 AM »
Yo momma so fat her belly button has an echo ;D
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #33 on: October 19, 2011, 01:30:07 PM »
your momma so fat she doesn't need internet, she's already world wide!

your momma so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit!
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #34 on: October 20, 2011, 12:03:00 AM »
Already said ;)

Yo momma so fat when she breast feeds, egg nog comes out :P
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #35 on: October 20, 2011, 12:27:09 PM »
Your Mama's so nice, she made me cookie!

Everyone needs a change of pace. ;)
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #36 on: October 20, 2011, 12:36:17 PM »
Seeme's mama so fat, she thinks planets are hundreds and thousands.
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #37 on: October 21, 2011, 12:26:36 AM »
Quote from: GodlikeDennis on October 20, 2011, 12:36:17 PM
Seeme's mama so fat, she thinks planets are hundreds and thousands.

Im not sure if I fully understood that 1 :P. Someone explain it just to confirm if I understood it right :D

Yo momma so ugly even Lady Gaga didn't believe it was born that way ;D
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #38 on: October 21, 2011, 07:48:59 PM »
yo momma so ugly, we call her IT instead of she.
i didnt understant that one either
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #39 on: October 21, 2011, 11:21:07 PM »
Yo mama so ugly she sat on an itouch and it turned into the ipad ;D
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #40 on: October 22, 2011, 03:27:33 AM »
i think you mean fat.
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #41 on: October 22, 2011, 03:30:54 AM »
Yes you are right stealth :P. Your mom was just so fat that I got startled for a sec and typed ugly instead ;D. JK
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #42 on: October 22, 2011, 09:08:45 AM »
Google hundreds and thousands. They're the tiny coloured sprinkles you have on donuts and whatever. Maybe it's an Australian term? Although you haven't heard of Greenpeace either so I don't know what to say to you :P.
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #43 on: October 22, 2011, 11:31:32 AM »
Nope us English call them that as well don't worry I got your back on this one ha ha
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #44 on: October 22, 2011, 02:58:33 PM »
Quote from: GodlikeDennis on October 22, 2011, 09:08:45 AM
Although you haven't heard of Greenpeace either so I don't know what to say to you :P.

Hey >:(! Just cause I don't know one thing doesn't mean Im ignorant :P. I support eco friendly stuff. Its just I haven't heard of this program until recently.

And I just checked wikipedia. Its says in England they are called hundreds and thousands. So they must be called that in Australia too. But in America they are sprinkles. Plus stealthattack didn't understand the joke either and he's from America as well :P

Anyways back on topic

Yo mama so fat when she walks down the street she shakes the richter scale ;D
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