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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2011, 01:04:33 AM »
yo momma so nasty, when she take off her panties it sounds like velcro
Ummmm what ??? Can you elaborate :P

well, i think this might get pretty graphic, but anyways, because of all the buildup a sort of, snnniiiicckk sound is heard when the panties are removed.


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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2011, 01:07:57 AM »
yo momma so nasty, when she take off her panties it sounds like velcro
Ummmm what ??? Can you elaborate :P

well, i think this might get pretty graphic, but anyways, because of all the buildup a sort of, snnniiiicckk sound is heard when the panties are removed.

Oh I get it :P. NVM :-[

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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #17 on: October 06, 2011, 01:08:14 AM »
Wow. Talk about inappropriate :P

At Eastern Front we do not discriminate and nor does joking give you the right to justify racisim, please try to keep all jokes at a race/ethnicity/nationality/religion friendly tone please :)

I personally do not have a problem with any of these jokes but some of them aren't something you would say to or around someone of that ethnicity, would you?
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #18 on: October 06, 2011, 01:13:02 AM »
Wow. Talk about inappropriate :P

At Eastern Front we do not discriminate and nor does joking give you the right to justify racisim, please try to keep all jokes at a race/ethnicity/nationality/religion friendly tone please :)

I personally do not have a problem with any of these jokes but some of them aren't something you would say to or around someone of that ethnicity, would you?

You are correct :D. Although I didn't realize other jokes would end up here :P and made this thread for the sole purpose of sharing Yo Mama jokes and apprently peope have more than just that ;)

Maybe any further jokes should be toned down just a bit to be appropriate. Im not saying don't post them, just make it less servere TY ^-^
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #19 on: October 06, 2011, 01:18:01 AM »
well, yo momma jokes kinda are racist in a way.


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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #20 on: October 06, 2011, 01:19:41 AM »
well, yo momma jokes kinda are racist in a way.

Racist ???. I'd go as far as to say mean but race doesn't have 2 be in any Yo Mama jokes :P. You can but its more optional than anything. For example:

Yo mama so fat she had to be baptized at sea world :o

No ethnicities in there :)

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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2011, 01:27:21 AM »
yea. i can just see how this kind of a joke originated, cant you? what ethnicity is stereotyped for saying "yo momma" ?
hmm? (no offense to anybody)

also, are michael j fox jokes allowed?
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #22 on: October 06, 2011, 01:35:46 AM »
Well if you consider some things:

-A mother is not a ethnicity. It is considered to be more of a occupation(no offense meant) and a task that people take on that can be voluntary and sometimes involuntary. If you are considering the gender biased point then you can say Yo Daddy but IMO that just sounds weird :P

-These jokes originated in the US but spread around the globe, as you can clearly see from past post. These jokes are not or should be, exclusive to the US

-These jokes may have originated from the US but in no way does it apply to the US. It is like saying I use a chair made in China and somehow I am trying to send a message about Chinese people ::). Anyhow, there a whole thread for in Soviet Russia jokes and that CLEARLY states the targeted country :P (Hint: The game you play revolves around this country ;))

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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #23 on: October 06, 2011, 01:43:51 AM »
fair enough


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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2011, 07:33:42 PM »
Yo momma has to wear 3 watches because she covers 3 time zones!
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #25 on: October 17, 2011, 10:33:24 PM »
Well COD, yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for the wii fit ;D

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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #26 on: October 17, 2011, 11:37:33 PM »
BOTH yo mommas so fat they get stuck in hula hoops!


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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #27 on: October 17, 2011, 11:48:36 PM »
Here's mine:

Yo Momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family.

Yo Momma's so fat when she gets in the lift she has to go down.

Yo Momma's so fat Obi-Wan said "That's no moon that's your Momma."

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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #28 on: October 18, 2011, 12:53:54 AM »
Yo momma has to wear 3 watches because she covers 3 time zones!

She can't wear any of those watches because she's too fat.
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes
« Reply #29 on: October 18, 2011, 12:57:41 AM »
Yo moma so fat she broke her leg and gravy came out