Yo Mama Jokes

[Pac-Fish]

Title says it all. If you know a funny joke post it here . Or if you don't understand one just post it here and maybe someone can help .

Here's a website for animated Yo Mama jokes : http://www.youtube.com/user/yomama

I'll start: Yo mama so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go

Legal disclaimer: No offense meant towards anyone . It's just for entertainments sake Please do not put a post expressing grief or anger. Thank you

[Sergerant Joe]

This is probably going to get locked, but I remember a good one.

"Yo momma's so poor burglars break in and leave money."

[Pac-Fish]

Why would it get locked

Edit: I thought about it for a sec and realized why it might be closed . So I made a legal disclaimer section

[Chancellor]

This topic reminds me that I got some pretty badass jokes (not really "your mamma ones) up my sleeve, and I'm dying to say them, but I fear if I do, this topic really WILL be locked.   

But, being who I am, I don't give a fuck, so I'll say them anyways.  Now, these jokes are really bad, and I do NOT believe in any of the stereotypes or negative messages these jokes portray.  Again, I didn't make these jokes up, and I don't take the messages they bring seriously; this is only for the lolz.

To lighten things up, I will make a weaker joke about my own race first.  Then, I will tell the really bad ones.




"What do you need to blindfold an Asian?"
-A windshield


Now here comes the really bad ones:

"What is the useless skin around the vagina?"
-Woman

"Why can't women drive?"
-There is no highway from the bed to the laundry room.

"What do black people and sperm have in common?"
-Only one in a million actually function.

[Pac-Fish]

This topic reminds me that I got some pretty badass jokes (not really "your mamma ones) up my sleeve, and I'm dying to say them, but I fear if I do, this topic really WILL be locked.   

I suggest you say them ^^. If you can censor it alittle. But I just wanna good laugh . I have a perverted joke:

An man was on a bus and a pretty nun walked in and the man asked the nun if she wanted to go out on a date sometime and she said no. Later when she left the bus driver said: "You should dress up as god and tell her to have sex with you".

The man figured it was worth a shot and did as he said the next day. Surprisinglly the nun said yes and they had sex. When he finished he pulled off the god costume and said "Ha! Im the guy from the bus!". The nun suddenly said "Ha! And Im the bus driver!" XD

[Chancellor]

The evil deed has been done in the post above yours   

[Pac-Fish]

LOL Yauz you editted your post b4 I posted what I had to say XD I have a racist joke.

What do you call a bunch of whote people running down a hill? A avalanche

What do you call a a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A muslide

What do you call a bunch of asians running down a hill? A sale at the 99 cent store

What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A jail break

[stealthattack1]

this seems thread seems to have evolved to any jokes, dirty, racist, etc. anyways, may i suggest...
Michael j fox always gets the last drop of a1 steak sauce.
because of parkinsons.
when Michael j fox puts on his glasses, kids call him sixteen eyes.
because of parkinsons
michael j foxs' arch enemy is the etch-a-scetch.
because of parkinsons

[Pac-Fish]

this seems thread seems to have evolved to any jokes, dirty, racist, etc. anyways, may i suggest...
Michael j fox always gets the last drop of a1 steak sauce.
because of parkinsons.
when Michael j fox puts on his glasses, kids call him sixteen eyes.
because of parkinsons
michael j foxs' arch enemy is the etch-a-scetch.
because of parkinsons

I've noticed this joke may involve parkinsons
because of parkinsons

But you're right. It seems there are more than just Yo Mama jokes. I may change the title later As a result:

Yo mama so poor when she invited me over and I asked what was for dinner she threw a match in my pocket and shouted "Hot Pockets!"

[Pauly3]

nice the one with the hot pockets
Your mom is so fat she makes pics of herself with google earth.
your mom is so fat she has her own post code.
your mom barks when the doorbell rings.
your mom is so hairy  she only speaks wookie.

[Tico_1990]

First a disclaimer: I am not a racist nor do I believe in any possibly mentioned stereotypes, these jokes are just meant for entertainment.

-Your momma is so fat, she plays pool with the planets.
-A man was on the bus, then the bus driver said: get off my bus
-What's written on Mario's grave? Game over
-What are ten black people in front of a white wall? A bar code


The following jokes are about Hitler, WWII, Jews and other related things, if anyone is offended, please say so and I will remove these. As before though, these are not meant to be serious, nor is any insult intended with them.

-How did Hitler die?  He had a heart attack when looking at the gas bill
-How did Hitler's wife die? She stepped under the wrong shower
-Why does a German shower have 11 holes?  A jew only has 10 fingers.

[Pauly3]

at last we can all be as racist as we want under the cover of telling jokes wohoo    

your mom gets slammed more often than a job center door!
whats the toughest race in the world? driving a hotdog-van through somalia....

[Pac-Fish]

whats the toughest race in the world? driving a hotdog-van through somalia....

XD this joke made me laugh . I wonder if the same applies to meal on wheel trucks? :3

Yo mama so fat even her reflection says out to lunch

Yo mama so poor when I went to her house, I went through the front door and fell out the back

[stealthattack1]

yo momma so nasty, when she take off her panties it sounds like velcro
yo momma so fat, she eats wheat thicks.
yo momma so ugly, when you were born she thought you were cute

[Pac-Fish]

yo momma so nasty, when she take off her panties it sounds like velcro

Ummmm what Can you elaborate

yo momma so fat, she eats wheat thicks.

LMFAO

Yo mama so ugly that Lemony Snicket decided to write a series of stores about her from birth to now called "A series of unfortunate events"