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Re: worst in-game fails
« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2011, 09:22:37 PM »
I've used King Tiger vs five angry and hungry shermans...

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Re: worst in-game fails
« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2011, 12:44:22 AM »
In one of my recent matches i placed a teller mine, my PGs where to close when it went of under a katjusha rocket....i lost  a whole Vet 3 PG squad....i still won though 8)
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Re: worst in-game fails
« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2011, 02:47:14 PM »
Once I built 2 snipers and forgot I had them. I realized it and sent them to help pick off guards. Then 2 KV-1's came over to where my snipers were and my ally seends a StuG. The snipers were boxed in b/w the tanks and couldn't seem to move away(WTF?)

Then a Assault Enigineer squad comes over and somehow detects them. My snipers try shooting them and miss (Double WTF). The Assault Engineers then shoot and kill them :'( :'(

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« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2011, 03:52:03 PM »
another horrible in game fail is I was using a Tiger and a few Stormtroopers with Panzerschrecks. There were 2 squads of them, with STGs and 1 panzerschreck. Them and a Tiger killed 2 IS-2s, wtf?
Another in game fail was I was playing someone in cheat mod. We both were using cheats, but a limited amount of times, so it was basically a match of surprise. I was playing Americans, but the Axis player accidentally gave me a Tiger and I won lol.
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Re: worst in-game fails
« Reply #19 on: October 01, 2011, 09:17:10 AM »
I was on acheleous river and I was trying to stop the enemy AI from reparing a bridge on my weak flank I managed to build some defences but when they repared the bridge they unleasehed arty on me and hence I lost the battle  :-[  :-X
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Re: worst in-game fails
« Reply #20 on: October 01, 2011, 10:07:06 AM »
So what was your fail - being unable to build up a proper army or playing bridge maps?

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Re: worst in-game fails
« Reply #21 on: October 01, 2011, 10:10:52 AM »
So what was your fail - being unable to build up a proper army or playing bridge maps?

Both? ;D 8) ;D :P

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Re: worst in-game fails
« Reply #22 on: October 01, 2011, 04:57:49 PM »
Send out the bergtiger to retriev the King tiger and my damn bergtiger runs over the wreck instead XD

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Re: worst in-game fails
« Reply #23 on: October 01, 2011, 06:14:50 PM »
Send out the bergtiger to retriev the King tiger and my damn bergtiger runs over the wreck instead XD

Aww man I know this. One second away from the scene and the driver goes crazy and runs over everything  ;D

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Re: worst in-game fails
« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2011, 10:39:09 PM »
one time i was playing whermacht terror and i had the king tiger right? well i tried to tank rush but my stinkin' allies got in the way (on the bridge)and im trying to get aroud him when the at guns get to me and my king tiger is gone. i decide to try to continue the charge, but i cant get past the KT hull. then, while all my tanks are stuck on the bridge, a engineer squad comes up and blows the whole bridge. i didnt play a bridge map for weeks.


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Re: worst in-game fails
« Reply #25 on: October 04, 2011, 02:05:58 AM »
Thus stealthattack1 learned to to get off of achelous river ;D

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« Reply #26 on: October 04, 2011, 02:36:00 AM »
I like bridge maps, and pizza.
but about bridge maps, all you need to do is be defensive, unless you're panzer elite or us. If you're those 2 factions, then "charge at dawn to gain a yard," and
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one time i was playing whermacht terror and i had the king tiger right? well i tried to tank rush but my stinkin' allies got in the way (on the bridge)and im trying to get aroud him when the at guns get to me and my king tiger is gone. i decide to try to continue the charge, but i cant get past the KT hull. then, while all my tanks are stuck on the bridge, a engineer squad comes up and blows the whole bridge. i didnt play a bridge map for weeks.

also, when you play with cpus, disregard friendly fire, just blow the crap out of bridges with demolitions (if americans) or goliaths (if axis, I think pe can have goliaths too through one of the t1 halftracks)
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Re: worst in-game fails
« Reply #27 on: October 04, 2011, 03:04:05 AM »
Funkwagen Vampire :P. Bridge Maps can be fun :D. Especially if you have several stukas or artillery units. Just to watch the explosions occur is fun within itself ;D

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Re: worst in-game fails
« Reply #28 on: October 04, 2011, 05:37:50 PM »
Thus stealthattack1 learned to to get off of achelous river ;D
dooood i swear that is the exact map! :o


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Re: worst in-game fails
« Reply #29 on: October 05, 2011, 01:56:03 AM »
Thus stealthattack1 learned to to get off of achelous river ;D
dooood i swear that is the exact map! :o

LOL Figured as much ^^. We all like it, some of us in EF just wont admit it ;D

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