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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #270 on: October 18, 2011, 01:06:48 AM »
I though that really happened :P

Only in COH can you pay muni in order to cause Germans to hear weird propaganda messages in their head ;D
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #271 on: October 18, 2011, 10:26:17 AM »
Only in COH do PIAT shots not obey laws of physics and pass through buildings to hit your vehicles.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #272 on: October 18, 2011, 10:28:40 AM »
Only in CoH shooting machinegun at tank causes driver to lose control...
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #273 on: October 18, 2011, 11:51:14 AM »
Only in COH do soldiers need to be told to load AP rounds, even though they're right next to them :P
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #274 on: October 18, 2011, 10:13:44 PM »
only in COH EF can off map support like partisans be there waiting to be called in, and don't come until you pay munitions
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #275 on: October 18, 2011, 10:32:10 PM »
Only in COH does medics run around saving people without giving a crap whats happening around him. ( true heroes <3)
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #276 on: October 19, 2011, 12:20:37 AM »
Only in COH will strappping an MG to a jeep or motorbike substantially reduce its firepower.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #277 on: October 19, 2011, 12:25:14 AM »
Quote from: Tiger 131 on October 19, 2011, 12:20:37 AM
Only in COH will strappping an MG to a jeep or motorbike substantially reduce its firepower.

I dont get this one :P

Only in COH do AT halftrack have perfect aim when given muni
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #278 on: October 19, 2011, 03:52:03 AM »
Quote from: Fishhunterx on October 19, 2011, 12:25:14 AM
Quote from: Tiger 131 on October 19, 2011, 12:20:37 AM
Only in COH will strappping an MG to a jeep or motorbike substantially reduce its firepower.

I dont get this one :P

Only in COH do AT half-track have perfect aim when given muni

Well the MG42 the bike has is pretty much crap compared to the one the MG42 crew used, so it has reduced everything including firepower

Also they eat munitions, its part of the German soldiers balanced breakfast, so they get the proper amount of toxic minerals and chemicals into their blood stream,then they can become more accurate
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #279 on: October 19, 2011, 04:07:21 AM »
I didn't realize in addition to iron, Hans needed lead too ;D
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #280 on: October 19, 2011, 06:13:41 PM »
lead and iron, breakfast of champions
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #281 on: October 20, 2011, 12:03:36 AM »
Just like that spongebob episode ;D
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #282 on: December 03, 2011, 03:41:31 PM »
Only in COH are some soldiers so f*&%#ing amazing that they dont even bat an eyelid when grenades are thrown at their faces.
They just absorb it and continue killing your troops.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #283 on: December 03, 2011, 03:42:26 PM »
Only in COH are soldier not killed by flying shrapnel. Just by a small blast radius
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #284 on: December 03, 2011, 04:56:41 PM »
Only in CoH do armies have a population limit
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