Company of Heroes: Eastern Front

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Offline Seeme

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #45 on: August 21, 2011, 07:06:30 AM »
Only in COH there is so many things wrong with Coh.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #46 on: August 21, 2011, 09:08:52 AM »
Only in CoH does a battle happen for 1 hour or more
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #47 on: August 21, 2011, 12:04:47 PM »
Only in CoH do snipers not make any mistakes.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #48 on: August 21, 2011, 12:16:52 PM »
Only in coh the commander is not fired because of sending thousands of men to their death.

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #49 on: August 21, 2011, 12:43:02 PM »
Only in COH (EF) does the Soviet Navy have so many infantry readily available for land engagements. So much so that the commander spurns his regulars and armour.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #50 on: August 21, 2011, 01:02:46 PM »
Only in CoH, you won't see animals.

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #51 on: August 21, 2011, 01:10:16 PM »
well you see dead cows and flies  ;D

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #52 on: August 21, 2011, 03:01:25 PM »
only in COH can nobody swim

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #53 on: August 21, 2011, 03:07:54 PM »
Only in CoH projectiles leave smoke trails  :P

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #54 on: August 21, 2011, 03:52:44 PM »
Only in coh the commander leading the army flys 50 meters above ground without getting shot down  ;D

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #55 on: August 21, 2011, 04:57:41 PM »
Only in coh the commander leading the army flys 50 meters above ground without getting shot down  ;D

haha lol XD

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #56 on: August 21, 2011, 05:06:54 PM »
Only in CoH can medics take 4, 5, or 6 mortally wounded troops and revive a complete squad.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #57 on: August 21, 2011, 05:28:25 PM »
Only in CoH, you can reform mortally wounded soldiers into fresh fighting squads.

Sorry Cranial I believe I beat you to that one :P

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #58 on: August 21, 2011, 05:44:14 PM »
Only in CoH a single Granade hit all soldiers in a house.

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #59 on: August 21, 2011, 05:59:13 PM »
Only in coh the third guy in a weapon teams kill himself when his friends dies.

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