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Offline Pauly3

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #30 on: August 20, 2011, 06:51:46 PM »
only in COH red flares drop before airstrikes...
only in CoH bikes engage in close combat
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #31 on: August 20, 2011, 07:14:13 PM »
Only In CoH, Can a crane can bring back to new a fully destroyed tank in a few second
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #32 on: August 20, 2011, 07:33:24 PM »
Only in coh there are undestructible objects.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #33 on: August 20, 2011, 07:41:48 PM »
Only in COH can you charge a group of Rifleman with MP44's and still win :P
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #34 on: August 20, 2011, 09:12:25 PM »
Only in CoH bunkers produces men.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #35 on: August 20, 2011, 10:06:09 PM »
Only in CoH:EF a T90 can destroy a concrete bunker.
Only in CoH:EF a PTRD can destroy a concrete bunker.
Only in CoH you secure a sector by pulling up a flag.
Only in CoH a flak is better against infantry than against planes.
Only in CoH schwimmwagen can't swim.
Only in CoH tanks have a range of 10 meters.
Only in CoH is Fog of War.
Only in CoH the HMG and LMG are two different things which look the same.
Only in CoH Fallschirmjägers are waiting in every building to be deployed.
Only in CoH bunkers can be build in 30 seconds.

Should be enough for now :P.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #36 on: August 20, 2011, 10:11:21 PM »
Only in CoH, you tanks and infantry have infinity ammo.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #37 on: August 20, 2011, 11:30:19 PM »
Only in COH can you blow up and rebuild a bridge in a minute or so.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #38 on: August 20, 2011, 11:45:25 PM »
Only in CoH planes fly at 30 meters.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #39 on: August 21, 2011, 12:40:46 AM »
Only in CoH, AA gun can't destroy planes that fly at 30 mts.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #40 on: August 21, 2011, 03:27:41 AM »
Only in COH can you use crab mail flails to mow infantry down quickly.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #41 on: August 21, 2011, 04:47:51 AM »
Only in CoH, you can reform mortally wounded soldiers into fresh fighting squads.

Only in CoH, you can suddenly dig a trench with your tank in the middle of a cobbled road

Only in CoH, does your muni upgrade appear out of thin air

Only in CoH, can PGs can be shot/sniped out of an Infantry HT, but the MG gunner cannot.

I think that was quite nice.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #42 on: August 21, 2011, 04:53:01 AM »
Only in COH, can volksgrenadiers take out infinite amounts of panzerfaust out of thier ass
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #43 on: August 21, 2011, 04:55:43 AM »
Quote from: Darkjolly on August 21, 2011, 04:53:01 AM
Only in COH, can volksgrenadiers take out infinite amounts of panzerfaust out of thier ass

So can KCH (Vet1 I think) and Fallschirmjagers, so you are WRONG!!!!!!
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #44 on: August 21, 2011, 05:11:59 AM »
Only in COH can armor skirts reduce penetration on all sides
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