Company of Heroes: Eastern Front

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Offline Cranialwizard

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2011, 11:43:02 AM »
Only in COH you can drop paper on the enemy and force them to run away.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2011, 11:43:37 AM »
Only in CoH, every Allied structure is builded with sandbags.

Only in COH you can drop paper on the enemy and force them to run away.

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2011, 11:44:41 AM »
only in coh a battle starts with a builder unit

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2011, 12:16:18 PM »
Only in CoH you build tanks in 30 seconds out of factories!

Offline Max 'DonXavi' von B.

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2011, 12:20:15 PM »
Only in COH, battle is over when your VP ticker reaches 0.

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2011, 01:03:12 PM »
Only in CoH bridges can be build in 1 minute.

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2011, 02:01:40 PM »
Only in CoH, stromtroppers have invisibility technology (like predator).

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2011, 02:25:24 PM »
Only in COH can you weld together an infantry setion

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2011, 02:31:58 PM »
Only in coh a King tiger get killed by a stagehound

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2011, 03:54:12 PM »
Only in CoH, an hedge blocks a tank.

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #25 on: August 20, 2011, 04:19:40 PM »
Only in CoH, a medium tank can come out from a truck (which have more health than the tank)

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #26 on: August 20, 2011, 04:59:09 PM »
Only in COH, Infantry can survive a MG burst at point blank range.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #27 on: August 20, 2011, 05:37:47 PM »
Only in CoH, can certain infantry shrug off sniper bullets.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #28 on: August 20, 2011, 05:56:48 PM »
Only in CoH infantry shoots pointlessly at tanks  ::)

Offline Max 'DonXavi' von B.

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #29 on: August 20, 2011, 05:59:56 PM »
Only in COH, commanders are 12 year old kiddies

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