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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #315 on: December 17, 2011, 11:53:37 AM »
Only in  CoH a guy with a grease gun loses against a guy with a bolt action rifle in close combat :p.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #316 on: December 17, 2011, 02:07:39 PM »
more padding to catch fire?

only in COH can 12 calliopes be deployed on a battlefield which they can almost hit bases across the map

You can only have 2 calliopes :P

Only in COH do the turrets on Sherman Calliopes not work

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #317 on: December 17, 2011, 04:23:05 PM »
Only is COH, soldiers don't get affected by snipers.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #318 on: December 17, 2011, 04:26:25 PM »
Only is COH, soldiers don't get affected by snipers.

What do you mean by this ???

Only in COH can you pick u 3 wounded soldiers in a med bunker, but the squad can be reformed on the other side of the map by another med bunker

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #319 on: December 17, 2011, 04:27:41 PM »
Snipers blow of your squadmates, and you dn't even bat an eyelid. Not very realistic now, is it?
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #320 on: December 17, 2011, 04:29:07 PM »
Maybe they have mental horsey blinders where you dont notice things to ur side ;D

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #321 on: December 17, 2011, 07:45:53 PM »
Only In CoH Can MG emplacement soldiers be glued to their direction, even if a enemy squad is right behind him firing away...

I think we said pretty much all there is to say.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #322 on: December 17, 2011, 10:14:30 PM »
I think we said pretty much all there is to say.
qft. theres olny so much you can do.


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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #323 on: December 18, 2011, 07:42:36 AM »
I think we said pretty much all there is to say.
qft. theres olny so much you can do.

Theres always more to be said :P

Only in COH will MG barrels not heat up

Only in COH can soldiers always recover 100% from burn wounds

Only in COH does hiding cause your weapons to do more dmg (Fallschirmjagers, Hetzer, Pak)

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #324 on: December 18, 2011, 12:43:16 PM »

You can only have 2 calliopes :P



you + 3 US team mates...

also, I keep thinking of the Katyusha trucks, of which you can have three,
so 8 calliopes.

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #325 on: December 18, 2011, 02:20:59 PM »
8 calliopes may sound great........

........but that means they may have to go against 4 tiger aces. Or 4 KT. Or 4 Tigers and dual shreck storms :P

There nothing to hold back that shit storm ;D. Except like 20 AT guns :P

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #326 on: December 18, 2011, 02:59:22 PM »
Only in COH will a soldier with a Bolt action rifle SHOOT at someone at point blank range instead of using a knife/bayonet or his rifle as a club.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #327 on: December 18, 2011, 03:07:32 PM »
No, this happens in other games :P

Only in COH does a weapons like the thompson (which fires pistol armor) penetrate armor better than standard rifle ammo (which is bigger and has a faster muzzle velocity)

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #328 on: December 18, 2011, 03:10:27 PM »
It depends on how awesome the weapon looks too. That's why the Panzerschreck and Stg 44 kick ass.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #329 on: December 18, 2011, 03:17:10 PM »
Hey Kar98 looks cool too :P. I like the BAR as well :P

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