Company of Heroes: Eastern Front

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #300 on: December 04, 2011, 10:42:56 PM »
Only in COH is it impossible to kill the tank crew :P

Nope, it can happen.

Destroyed engine greyhounds lose their driver, he just dies.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #301 on: December 04, 2011, 10:46:16 PM »
Only in COH is it impossible to kill the tank crew :P

Nope, it can happen.

Destroyed engine greyhounds lose their driver, he just dies.

I never knew that :P

Only in COH can kettenkrads detect mines :P

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #302 on: December 05, 2011, 10:45:34 AM »
Only in COH can Panzer élite work alongside Wehrmacht without any name-calling or general distaste

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #303 on: December 05, 2011, 12:05:35 PM »
Meh, they are busy killing allies.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #304 on: December 06, 2011, 08:30:40 PM »
only in COH EF  did soviets ever fight along side brits and americans in the same battle.


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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #305 on: December 07, 2011, 12:32:43 AM »
Only in COH can bazookas be operated by just one man (bazooka typically requires 2 ppl to operate)

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #306 on: December 07, 2011, 01:12:03 AM »
Only in Company of Heroes can a commander save a video of a brutal battle and experience it from the enemy perspective in slow motion
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #307 on: December 07, 2011, 03:14:16 AM »
Only in Company of Heroes can a commander save a video of a brutal battle and experience it from the enemy perspective in slow motion

I think US commanders found german footage and watched it :P. They just never slow mowed it  ;D

Only in COH are head shots exclusive to snipers :P

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #308 on: December 07, 2011, 08:13:02 AM »
Only in COH do GIs take a break from war.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #309 on: December 08, 2011, 12:33:55 AM »
Only in COH can you reinforce a squad from a FHQ :P

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #310 on: December 17, 2011, 04:27:16 AM »
Only in COH can you reinforce a squad from a FHQ :P

Idk man those al qaeda mofos seem to reinforce out of nowhere like that in real life
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #311 on: December 17, 2011, 04:40:00 AM »
Well they come out of caves more than FHQs but you have a point there.

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #312 on: December 17, 2011, 04:47:51 AM »
LOL I thought they spawn out of internet propaganda ;D

Only in COH do soldiers have infinite med packs

Only in COH do soldiers (mainly the brits) gain armor when they run to their trucks >:(

Only in COH will fire do more damage if you have better armor  :P (I mean elite armor ofc  ::))

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #313 on: December 17, 2011, 05:53:54 AM »
more padding to catch fire?

only in COH can 12 calliopes be deployed on a battlefield which they can almost hit bases across the map

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #314 on: December 17, 2011, 08:33:59 AM »
Only in COH do soldiers stand infront of grenades w/o thinking about it.
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