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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #285 on: December 03, 2011, 05:01:26 PM »
Only in CoH do armies have a population limit

Not really. Other rts games have pop cap. And anyways in real life if your army is too big you cant substain it

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #286 on: December 03, 2011, 05:36:58 PM »
Well yes and no, there is no real life meter that says, opps you have to many soldiers on the battlefield, so you cannot deploy anymore. But i guess that isn't CoH exclusive.

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #287 on: December 03, 2011, 10:56:11 PM »
Only in COH is the ability to call in arty exclusive to officers

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #288 on: December 04, 2011, 03:02:54 AM »
Soviet Sniper ace and Observer team... :P
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #289 on: December 04, 2011, 03:22:22 AM »
Well more than often, those men are quite high ranking, some can be up to the rank of Lieutenant Colonel, so they are technically speaking Officers.

I think he means vCoH though ;D

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #290 on: December 04, 2011, 03:43:12 AM »
Soviet Sniper ace and Observer team... :P

I forgot about those  :-[

Only in COH do troops know the exact path they will travel when given directions :P

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #291 on: December 04, 2011, 05:16:55 AM »
No that's all other RTS games to except the original Age of Empires, that thing had horrid pathing (though they fixed that quickly, I miss the good old expansion pack system, now that I think about it, i mean they might as well have made MW 3 an Expansion pack for MW 2 since its the same crap, but I'm ranting gents)

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #292 on: December 04, 2011, 06:20:34 AM »
feel free to rant man. mw3 was a fat disapointment.


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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #293 on: December 04, 2011, 12:41:40 PM »
feel free to rant man. mw3 was a fat disapointment.

In what way?

Only in COH do AT grenades heavily damage emplacements but when they directly smack a soldier, they practically do nothing :P

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #294 on: December 04, 2011, 01:48:30 PM »
Only in COH, soldiers talk funny on the verge of death.
Only in COH, soldiers are smart enough to take cover automatically but are so stupid that they don't fall back on their own. They just tough it out and die(mostly anyway):p.
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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #295 on: December 04, 2011, 02:50:50 PM »
Only CoH soldiers run out of green cover and onto a road that's under MG fire from all directions, and all this automatically, this is why we need a Hold Ground button Relic.

As for MW3, I didn't even bother getting it, I knew it would suck just by looking at the trailer. The game was the exact same thing as MW2 with a couple of new guns that were the exact same thing as the guns they replaced. The campaign was bullshit, quite worn out. They killed the only real soldier in the entire series quite unceremoniously ( Kamarov R.I.P.) as well as half of the main characters for no particular reason. We didn't see a new Ghost, Ghost is dead, bye bye . That picture of Soap Ghost Price and the Delta Force guy (who's name escapes me at the moment) is clearly crap, and watch them start screaming "HEY GUYS WE GONNA RETCON HALF OF MW2 AND BRING GHOST BACK TO LIFE FOR MODERN CRAPFEST 3.5, WHICH HAPPENS IN THE PAST RIGHT AFTER MW 1, BUT NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT GHOST'S EXISTENCE SO ITS OKAY, AND ALSO YOU GET TO PLAY AS MACMILLAN IN HIS WHEELCHAIR, JUST ROLLING AROUND WITH A MINIGUN CHAINED TO HIS BULLETPROOF 12'' RIM WHEELCHAIR THAT HAS A SEE-THRU BUBBLE CANOPY FOR BULLET PROTECTION. DID WE MENTION NO JUGGERNAUTS, SINCE THE TECHNOLOGY TO MAKE THEM HAS YET TO BE DESIGNED BY AMERICAN MERCENARY COMPANIES" End Rant

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #296 on: December 04, 2011, 02:54:41 PM »
Well thats certainly a............stark way of looking at MW3 :P. Or should I say Modern Wellfare 3: Obama Healthcare Edition ;D JK.

Only in COH do flame nades last the exact same time as every other flame nade

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #297 on: December 04, 2011, 03:16:29 PM »
Only in COH is driving over a wreck a great achievment. ( they get exp? XD)

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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #298 on: December 04, 2011, 07:39:24 PM »
only in COH do mg teams in bunkers sit there firing at a tank that is destroying the bunker, and taking no damage.


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Re: Unrealistic fun
« Reply #299 on: December 04, 2011, 09:21:57 PM »
Only in COH is it impossible to kill the tank crew :P

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