Unrealistic fun

[Dann88]

Only in CoH, soldiers get their veterancies but never get promotions.
Only in CoH, soldiers dont have to eat (and shit)!

[Pac-Fish]

They shit their pants

Only in COH are there no technical malfunctions. Nor do tanks run out of fuel

[Lt.Gottlieb]

only in CoH there are off-map artillery with endless range,but the howitzers you build on-map won't even try to shoot over half the map.

only in CoH there will be injured men crawling on the ground while there surviving buddys talk about cheesstake-sandwiches from philadephia next to them

[stealthattack1]

only in CoH there will be injured men crawling on the ground while there surviving buddys talk about cheesstake-sandwiches from philadephia next to them

LOL that's hilarious XD
 only in coh can nobody pick up dropped flamethrowers form engineers/pioneers

[Pac-Fish]

cause they explode

Only in COH are there zero signs anywhere. People just know where to go

[neosdark]

cause they explode

Well in real life Flamers don't actually explode even when shot in the tank, because the chemicals need to mix and then be ignited, not just be hit with a ton of force IIRC

[stealthattack1]

agreed. there needs to be a fuel/air mix. why do you think there is an air intake in your car?

[GodlikeDennis]

Also, the tank itself is reinforced so you can't have explosive decompression.

Flamer explosion crits are really annoying in CoH because you lose both pio members nomatter what. It's annoying to lose that 50MU while you were retreating and should've escaped. At least it's fairly rare.

[Pac-Fish]

Only in COH will somke reduce the amount of penetration a tank takes

"Klaus, the engine are destroyed! There's smoke everywhere! We cant take another hit like that!"
"Then open a hatch! The smoke will make those Sherman shots useless"

[Dzierzan]

Only in CoH, Germans don't know for what they exactly fighting for.

[stealthattack1]

only in coh, do soldiers not see demo traps on buildings, but just walk in.

[Pac-Fish]

Only in COH does hearing Stalin talk cause soldier to run super fast

[Tankbuster]

Only in COH do Assault Grenadiers have panzerfausts they never use

[Pac-Fish]

Only in COH do conscripts have an unlimited number of vodka bottles to light on fire and throw around And you would think they'd have drunk them already

[stealthattack1]

only in COH do conscripts without guns just stand there waiting for their friend to die so they can pick his gun up instead of rushing the enemy when he is reloading.
(i know, its long.)