Company of Heroes: Eastern Front

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #615 on: September 20, 2011, 12:29:17 AM »
who laughs victoriously when......

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #616 on: September 21, 2011, 05:58:59 PM »
...he suddenly passes gas
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #617 on: September 22, 2011, 12:19:29 AM »
and the room smells bad :P. This causes

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #618 on: September 22, 2011, 05:58:05 AM »
DOOM!!!!! but more importantly the Chinese Premier in the next room is disgusted with America, ordering the place to be Nuked, which leads to a CoD4 like nuclear facility battle, during which some neewb survives while his entire squad is destroyed, leading to....

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #619 on: September 22, 2011, 04:43:16 PM »
the noob to think hes all that and starts to insult his enemies while still only surviving by luck, but calling it skill, giving him a big head which 


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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #620 on: September 23, 2011, 04:50:34 AM »
makes his head explode ;D. This freaks the Chinese premier out and causes him to

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #621 on: September 23, 2011, 10:49:11 AM »
phone Barney the dinosaur for advice, which tells him...

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #622 on: September 23, 2011, 11:21:22 AM »
"I love you, you love me, we're a happy family" ;D

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #623 on: September 23, 2011, 07:44:08 PM »
the Chinese premier is unimpressed and instead calls up......
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #624 on: September 23, 2011, 10:53:17 PM »
Thomas and Pals, (who are secretly manufactured in China), who procede to merge together forming The SUPER TRAIN-BOT, but suddenly Kim-Jong-Il......

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #625 on: September 23, 2011, 11:19:22 PM »
Attacked America (homefront  ;D)
war determines not who is right only who is left

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #626 on: September 23, 2011, 11:43:54 PM »
then there were all the american farmers got there guns out and preceded to snipe every last korean bastard
Its a beautiful day to kill, dont you think so??

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #627 on: September 24, 2011, 12:16:10 AM »
so......

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #628 on: September 24, 2011, 12:35:29 AM »
Is threatened by China's rising powers and its shift toward capitalism and decides to nuke them to the stone age

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #629 on: September 24, 2011, 04:03:57 PM »
While in Europe Britain took over it except Russia
war determines not who is right only who is left