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Offline Seeme

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #450 on: July 29, 2011, 08:36:39 PM »
Retler
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #451 on: July 29, 2011, 08:59:36 PM »
but because Hitlers secret brothers name is Retler already, the exchange the first e by an a. Now his name is Ratler, and so he looks like.
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« Reply #452 on: July 29, 2011, 09:37:01 PM »
Ratler was a symbol of friendship between the Soviet union and Germany. When he killed himself learning that hes dad was the 2nd most evil man in History, Hitler got his Army of Grammar Nazis and...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #453 on: July 30, 2011, 02:52:02 AM »
Made an account on EF forums ;D
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #454 on: August 02, 2011, 10:13:06 AM »
but hitler was then banned from the forums for spamming (and Lying!) about how great he was
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #455 on: August 02, 2011, 01:49:34 PM »
He with the help of the Blitzkrieg mod, he blitz EF forums defenses when..
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #456 on: August 02, 2011, 01:50:43 PM »
Seeme comes and...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #457 on: August 02, 2011, 04:35:49 PM »
hacks Hitlers comp, effectively uninstalling his BK mod.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #458 on: August 02, 2011, 04:56:26 PM »
Since now somehow Seeme is a hacker, he hacks Pariahs Comp to get him 500$, Not knowing that Pariah was going to give him 500$ anyway,...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #459 on: August 03, 2011, 08:10:35 AM »
and the money is laundered through various banks and shady organizations eventually landing in Tankbuster's account making him a f*cking millionaire. However since he in inherently evil he gives the money to...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #460 on: August 03, 2011, 08:13:24 AM »
A Nigerian prince who needs to hide his money in Tankbuster's bank account while he flees the country but needs some money from him first. :P
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #461 on: August 03, 2011, 08:22:21 AM »
Quote from: GodlikeDennis on August 03, 2011, 08:13:24 AM
A Nigerian prince who needs to hide his money in Tankbuster's bank account while he flees the country but needs some money from him first. :P

The Nigerian prince then gets kidnapped by pirates from Somalia while he is trying to leave by sea.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #462 on: August 03, 2011, 08:59:35 AM »
"Damn Pirates" he shouts...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #463 on: August 03, 2011, 09:38:33 AM »
and jumps off the boat. The Somalians cant find him and.....
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #464 on: August 03, 2011, 09:44:12 AM »
Hitler finds him and kill him so...
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