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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #855 on: January 10, 2012, 03:21:50 AM »
but then peole get sick of it and decide to learn how to make real food again
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #856 on: January 10, 2012, 04:38:25 PM »
They call it: Soylent Green
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #857 on: January 11, 2012, 02:21:51 AM »
But Soylent Green starts to make people violent and soon random riots pop u everywhere
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #858 on: May 09, 2012, 12:46:34 PM »
Suddenly Fish enters the scene from a river, shaking the water from his wet fish body, when...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #859 on: May 09, 2012, 01:01:44 PM »
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #860 on: May 10, 2012, 12:46:13 AM »
Quote from: MaxiKing6 on May 09, 2012, 12:46:34 PM
Suddenly Fish enters the scene from a river, shaking the water from his wet fish body, when...

oO

Fish decides to swim in the nearby lake when suddenly....

Quote from: Cranialwizard on May 09, 2012, 01:01:44 PM
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Yah, go to random word :P (which has been inactive for a while now :()
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #861 on: May 10, 2012, 08:45:08 AM »
He discovers that he has lungs
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #862 on: May 10, 2012, 12:33:24 PM »
So fish decides to go to the city and see whats he's been missing
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #863 on: May 10, 2012, 03:14:10 PM »
Coincidentally, the city he went in was Stalingrad where stubborn battles were fought. Standing there, gaping with his milky fish eyes, he attracts the attention of the German troups and is put in a Wehrmacht uniform. From now on, he is called Wehr Fishy. An officer passes by and hands a gun over to him, a...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #864 on: May 10, 2012, 06:52:57 PM »
Nebelwerfer, fish uses his superior wehr tactics and takes over Stalingrad.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #865 on: May 10, 2012, 07:07:39 PM »
Sitting alone in Pavlovs House, he becomes bored and eventually starts to fap..
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #866 on: May 10, 2012, 07:46:34 PM »
after 45min of trying to climix fish is fineally almost there when a ...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #867 on: May 10, 2012, 10:21:29 PM »
A bunch of Soviet troops led by Sgt. Pavlov find him, take him prisoner and send him to Siberian gulag where he must work to gather gold for the motherland. While there he meets.....
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #868 on: May 11, 2012, 01:08:00 AM »
Quote from: MaxiKing6 on May 10, 2012, 07:07:39 PM
Sitting alone in Pavlovs House, he becomes bored and eventually starts to fap..
Quote from: Snugz on May 10, 2012, 07:46:34 PM
after 45min of trying to climix fish is fineally almost there when a ...

Ehhhh wtf is going on here? oO

......Stalin. Apparently he was never killed, just secretly deported by Khrushchev who changed his face so no one would recognize him. The two.......
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #869 on: May 11, 2012, 03:44:08 PM »
..start fapping. While enjoying themselves, they are spied on by Tankbuster in the role of a German Sniper. Being irritated by the scene, he doesn't know whether to shoot or not. Meanwhile, Wehr Fishy..
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