Nonstop story.

[Pac-Fish]

Decided to sent mole people armed with pistols to take over North Korea

[neosdark]

Which failed miserably and allowing Kim Jong-Il to counter attack with flying pigeon carriers who crap all over China decimating the infrastructure and killing off the crop yield.

[Pac-Fish]

In order to not stare to death the Chinese capture and domesticate the pigeons. They raise an army of them strapped with bombs to North Korea and

[Tankbuster]

Due to pigeon stupidity they return to the pigeon base in China where they blow up

[Pac-Fish]

The Chinese realize they must stop using animals and they invade North Korea with actual troops.

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

There, little Kim Jong-Il starts to cry because his beautiful little land was invaded. He decides to hold a speach in front of his people:

[neosdark]

Where the Chinese shoot him in the stomach because his crappy little nation cannot manufacture bulletproof fiberglass or Kevlar. Since he had a large breakfast he dies from sepsis. Thus the mole king takes over and....

[Pac-Fish]

Renames the country Moletopia. He formally request South Korea to take the "South" off their name.

[Seeme]

And then South Korea had a party.

[Pac-Fish]

They partied so hard they all passed out for 3 days

[neosdark]

Only the South Koreans returned from the party, since the moles died of liver failure. Korea is quickly reunited and the world is about to go back to normal when...

[Pac-Fish]

A mega Tsunami crashes into Korea.

[Seeme]

And takes the dead moles away. Happy that they no longer have to clean them up...

[Pac-Fish]

The Japanese save lots of money on the brooms they would have bought