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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #885 on: May 13, 2012, 06:35:51 PM »
Blow up Frankenstalin.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #886 on: May 13, 2012, 06:36:52 PM »
Both TB and Fish decide to attend Frankenstalin's funeral. As they both mourn the lost of their comrade......

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« Reply #887 on: May 13, 2012, 07:59:52 PM »
Maxi appears and starts fapping
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« Reply #888 on: May 13, 2012, 09:33:15 PM »
TB and Fish join him and they do a circle jerk. When they finish and clean up, Fish heads to the Atlantic Ocean, while TB spontaneously combusts and burns to a crisp. Maxi also vanishes into thin air. When Fish arrives he...

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« Reply #889 on: May 13, 2012, 10:21:32 PM »
Finds Atlantis City and tell the Atlantians about he society. They are curious and decided to go visit. Fish and friends go to a beach and on arrival....

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« Reply #890 on: May 13, 2012, 11:05:26 PM »
Fap..... after that they find a nice abandoned house and stay for the night.

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« Reply #891 on: May 13, 2012, 11:09:52 PM »
In the house Fish and the Atlantians play poker. The Atlantians find this extremely fun and profitable and create their own casino called Atlantis City. Fish decideds to visit and finds....

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« Reply #892 on: May 14, 2012, 12:01:29 AM »
a lovely Casino called Fappingtons, the prime thing to do there, Fap away. As he enters he feels an urge to fap and enters one of the private rooms where he finds...

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« Reply #893 on: May 14, 2012, 12:20:13 AM »
A zebra. He decides to take the zebra to

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« Reply #894 on: May 14, 2012, 03:21:18 AM »
the bathroom where they....

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« Reply #895 on: May 14, 2012, 03:53:12 AM »
Both find a giraffe. Fish is started to get more confused so he takea the zebra and the giraffe to the Park where they play on the jungle gym. Suddenly.....

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #896 on: May 30, 2012, 01:06:09 PM »
A elephant came.
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« Reply #897 on: May 30, 2012, 03:16:36 PM »
An elephant came.

And began to trample everyone in the park. Suddenry Kim Jong-Il......

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #898 on: May 30, 2012, 07:52:06 PM »
Attacked The Grorious republic of China with his Grorious army
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« Reply #899 on: May 30, 2012, 09:59:16 PM »
But then realized that he built all of his defenses facing South Korea, not China. So China
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