Nonstop story.

[Pac-Fish]

Sneaks out of the gulag while Stalin distracts TB with his "actions". Fish then escapes to.....

[neosdark]

Soviet Occupied Korea, from where he kills Kim Il-sung, and takes over his role as leader of the DPRK. While in charge of Korea he faps some more but, suddenry....

[Pac-Fish]

While in charge of Korea he faps some more but, suddenry....

WHy does this seem to be the focal point of what Fish does ?

....Suddenly Stalin pops out of nowhere, upset by the fact I left him in the gulag with TB. Fish grabs for....

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

...Stalins Lenin and together they start fapping. While doing so, an earthquake interrupts them, caused by...

[Pac-Fish]

A super sized hydrogen bomb that has been dropped a couple of miles away. Fish and Stalin jump on a plane and escape to

[TheVolskinator]

Canada, where Bacon-armed Canadian Infantry Sections...

[Pac-Fish]

Begin to douse us in syrup. We grab our pancakes and

[neosdark]

and run away, hijacking a plane and flying it to Amsterdam where Fish and Stalin find a safe room and FAP until Stalin dies.
With his friend dead Fish......

[Pac-Fish]

decides to invent a machine that can bring people back to life. Unfortunately this back fires and Frankenstalin is born. Frankenstalin attacks the city of.......

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

..faptown, where millions of friendly, peaceful fapping people live. Fish, deperate and sad because of what he'd done, tries to Stop Frankenstalin and gets out his Nebelfapperwerfer..

[Pac-Fish]

I am some what disturbed by this association of fapping to fish

....but due to the Nebelwerfer's inaccuracy, fish misses Frankstalin, who by now has figured out how to use modern weapons. He picks up a AK-47 and.....

[neosdark]

And breaks it across his head because he doesn't need it. He finds a nearby gun store and gets the largest gun in there, a 40mm Bofors (don't ask how it got in there) which he deploys on the roof of the Fapping Tower (Phallic shaped as I'm sure you can imagine) and locks it down there. He proceed  to shoot at Fish who is hiding in a strip club (fapping of course) and......

[Pac-Fish]

.....blows the strip clubs to pieces. As chunks of building and lingerie fly everywhere fish escapes underground. He makes his way out of the underground sewer system and....

[Tankbuster]

Gets caught in Tankbuster's net.

[Pac-Fish]

As TB drags fish away, Frankenstalin appears. He sees TB (who he remembers from the gulag) and attacks him. Fish seizes the opportunity and escapes to his hideout where he gets a RPG. He uses it to......