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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #840 on: January 05, 2012, 01:47:37 PM »
And poop munitions
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #841 on: January 06, 2012, 12:13:58 AM »
The pioneers then use the muni to buy a flame thrower. But they csnt decide who gets to use it so one of them shoots the other, takes the flamer, and goes on a rampage burning stuff up

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« Reply #842 on: January 06, 2012, 02:49:47 AM »
Then Suddnly Zombie Rommel, who came from the very start of this topic, came and took the flame thrower, saying...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #843 on: January 06, 2012, 02:53:58 AM »
And said "damn it why have you guys forgotten me?!?!" and pointed the flame thrower at them

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« Reply #844 on: January 06, 2012, 02:58:31 AM »
but it misfired and the compressed gases leaked from the broken flamer causing GLOBAL WARMING

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« Reply #845 on: January 06, 2012, 04:04:20 AM »
Now Zombie Rommel must fix global warming. Unsure what to do, he......

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #846 on: January 06, 2012, 04:54:09 AM »
Calls forth the frozen winds on the north.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #847 on: January 06, 2012, 04:58:39 AM »
But now the Global temperature drops and Ice Age like things start to occur causing

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #848 on: January 06, 2012, 04:59:58 AM »
Increase in woolen sales.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #849 on: January 06, 2012, 05:01:37 AM »
Suddenly clothing prices rise, cause numerous economic changes

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« Reply #850 on: January 06, 2012, 07:21:32 AM »
Thus pushing the US into another recession
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #851 on: January 09, 2012, 11:01:03 PM »
aqnd also the increase in nude colonies, because people just dont want to pay..


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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #852 on: January 10, 2012, 12:43:41 AM »
and so then they have a naked water gun fight....
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #853 on: January 10, 2012, 02:42:20 AM »
And water gun prices rise. Suddenly water guns become a luxury :P

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #854 on: January 10, 2012, 03:09:29 AM »
and then eating shit becomes a lifestyle :D
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