Nonstop story.

[neosdark]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOxpwP8aUZ8

Indeed, and after our retreat I introduce my secret weapon, the Combustion Button which I keep tightly clamped betwixt my buttcheeks

We then board our new prototype tanks, the T-124 Voroshilov and the M3A2 Schwarzkopf Tanks and attack the KT 5000 with minor losses (about 500 men) we destroy it and I remove Tankbusters brain and insert it into a Deep Sleep pod, thus taking him out of the fray. Then I lead my troops to attack Mongolia and we succeed. Meanwhile in Atlantis...

[Seeme]

They want to take Mongolia, and starts a battle.

[Tankbuster]

 Meanwhile the combustion button falls from Neo's buttcheeks and causes his senior staff to spontaneously combust. The remainder of his army take defensive positions to support Mongolian forces.

[neosdark]

MAH BUTTCHEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seeme invades Atlantis with his army while I repel the Atlantian army with my rocket powered fist. Thus Seeme becomes Emperor of Atlantis while I travel to Alpaca Land to become a hermit.........

[Pac-Fish]

where neosdark encounters fish who was disbanded from Seeme's army for being to fishy . Together we form an army of mechanical alpacas and attack Atlantis

[neosdark]

I retire to the mountains and stay there until the Hero of Chaos seeks me out. Meanwhile Japan rebuilds its Samurai army and creates an unrivaled technically advanced army and with it they attack and destroy China (which is what America needs to do about now )

[Pac-Fish]

Japan fails to destroy China but seeing that China is weak, the US finishes them off, making them the top world power once more.

[neosdark]

Ahh that would be a nice future

[Tankbuster]

But their economy tanks....

[neosdark]

And then quickly recovers as people finally understand that equality is impossible and that a lower class must exist for a healthy economy and for the good of the nation. Thus American factories are reactivated and people from across the world are surprised at how nice we treat our factory workers.

[Tankbuster]

Due to his awesomeness neosdark is elected GENERAL4LIFE...

[dragonmith]

Only for the U.S to be invaded by:

Aliens.

[Pac-Fish]

And then quickly recovers as people finally understand that equality is impossible and that a lower class must exist for a healthy economy and for the good of the nation. Thus American factories are reactivated and people from across the world are surprised at how nice we treat our factory workers.

Capitalist! (activating commie blasters. Charging all lazers)

The US tries nuking the aliens but it fails. So the US pretends to surrender while they build anti alien guns in secrecy

[neosdark]

And then I find my old Spontaneous Combustion button in my spare pair of pants. I press it and the entire Alien Fleet spontaneously combusts and explodes leaving me victorious

[Pac-Fish]

Only to get hit by a meteor, causing neosdark to explode