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Pac-Fish
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Re: Nonstop story.
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Reply #780 on:
December 26, 2011, 01:16:30 AM »
and land on top of the Eifel Tower. They then.....
French arent that bad
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Re: Nonstop story.
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December 26, 2011, 02:09:10 AM »
spontaneously combust and jump of the Eiffel while the Putin Imperial Police surround the tower but then suddenly Kim Jong Il dies and Putin sends his soldiers to conquer North Korea, thus
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Pac-Fish
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Re: Nonstop story.
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December 26, 2011, 02:37:40 AM »
Seeme, Tankbuster, assault squad orange, and Me entered the palace undetected
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Re: Nonstop story.
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December 26, 2011, 10:11:02 AM »
then they click their cloak buttons.
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Pac-Fish
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Re: Nonstop story.
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December 26, 2011, 03:03:33 PM »
But as they get close to the skull an alarm triggers and security drones rush to where we are
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Re: Nonstop story.
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December 26, 2011, 05:45:59 PM »
but they too spontaneously combust and explode, thus allowing the heroes (?) to retrieve the skull and then suddenly it too combusts creating mass panic and....
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Pac-Fish
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Re: Nonstop story.
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December 26, 2011, 05:51:59 PM »
the public begin converging on the placae. The heroes(assualt team orange
) escape via helicopter and go back to headquarters
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December 26, 2011, 11:50:46 PM »
which spontaneously explodes on you just as you land outside of it. They then attempt to.......
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Pac-Fish
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Re: Nonstop story.
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December 27, 2011, 12:44:34 AM »
rebuild hq since everythng seems to been spontaneously exploding
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Re: Nonstop story.
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December 27, 2011, 04:24:28 AM »
And then suddenry Kim Jong-Un emerges and attacks you with his army
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Tankbuster
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Re: Nonstop story.
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December 27, 2011, 06:40:51 AM »
But tankbuster boobytraps the army blowing it to bits. Then he heads to the nearest WC.
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Pac-Fish
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Re: Nonstop story.
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December 27, 2011, 04:29:07 PM »
Kim Jong Um fires his nukes but Fish and Seeme activate the US' counter misssle counter measures, effectively stopping the missles. In order to deal with the ground forces, Tankbuster......
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Re: Nonstop story.
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December 27, 2011, 04:45:07 PM »
charges towards Kim Jong-Un who spontaneously combusts along with his army, leaving a a surprised Tankbuster surrounded by Putin's French Armada. However ever since Putin took over they had been winning so the renamed themselves the Imperial Burgundian Army of Russia to avoid being made fun of for being French. Anyway the surrounded Tankbuster is captured and dragged into a tent where he spontaneously combusts.....
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Pac-Fish
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Re: Nonstop story.
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December 27, 2011, 04:54:53 PM »
and takes Putin with him. The new Imperial army is unsure what to do and.....
@neosdark: Whats with you and spontaneous combustion these days
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Re: Nonstop story.
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December 27, 2011, 05:04:39 PM »
Then due to a compex titration Tankbuster's brain in recovered which is placed in a f*cking amazing KINGTIGER 5000.
Thus the imperial army beats a retreat lead by their new ad-hoc general
NEOSDARK *ominous music.*......
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