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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #765 on: December 24, 2011, 09:00:38 PM »
with his dying breath, reagen whips out a colt six shooter and fills putin with lead
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #766 on: December 24, 2011, 09:01:29 PM »
But unfortunetly for regan putin was wearing a bullet proof vest he got for christmas
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #767 on: December 24, 2011, 10:53:44 PM »
seeing that their political war was senseless, they had a stroll together and reagen died in piece.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #768 on: December 25, 2011, 01:32:33 AM »
Regan was buried and Putin attended his funeral. The precesion was interupted by.......
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #769 on: December 25, 2011, 01:41:17 AM »
Zombie Napolean Bonaparte. Remembering his invasion of Russia, he...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #770 on: December 25, 2011, 02:18:11 AM »
Tell his soldiers to wear fur coats  :P. He proceeds to
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #771 on: December 25, 2011, 06:20:03 AM »
fail in invading Russia because his soldiers are still French thus are unable to actually shoot bullets out of their guns. All they are able to accomplish is to put up the White Flag of France and surrender to the superior Russian forces now armed with spud guns (finding that guns aren't of need against les frenchies) Now Zombie Napoleon attempts to.....
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #772 on: December 25, 2011, 10:53:17 AM »
...die
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #773 on: December 25, 2011, 04:01:54 PM »
Zombie Napoleon points a gun at himself and fires.  But is smacked in the face with a potato. Napoleon is knocked into his senses and invades France


@neosdark: Not too fond of frenchie are ya? ;)
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #774 on: December 25, 2011, 04:18:26 PM »
which he conquers within 2 days with his French zombie armada (only thing the French can fight is the French). He then proceeds to proclaim himself president for 4 years and then when his term is over he explodes because he got too fat from sitting on his ass all day. Meanwhile in Tibet........
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #775 on: December 25, 2011, 04:23:22 PM »
Seeme and his assault squad, consisting of the insane scientist Fish, the über-armed madman Tankbuster and himself as group leader, try to invade a temple. In this temple, there is sayd to be a...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #776 on: December 25, 2011, 04:31:52 PM »
...a skull that causes people to Levitate when they drink out of it.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #777 on: December 25, 2011, 11:07:17 PM »
So the group sets out and are surprised to find no one guarding the temple. They quickly clear all 235 floors but discover no skull, only a message on ze wall written in yak feces stating......
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #778 on: December 25, 2011, 11:33:41 PM »
That ze secret skull is hidden under dead Putin's royal throne, which is preciding in France.

@Maxi: I like how Im the "mad scientist"  ;D
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #779 on: December 26, 2011, 12:59:46 AM »
they journey to france in a stolen zepplin
 
@neosdark, yes!! someone who thinks the same about the french like myself!
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