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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #750 on: November 02, 2011, 11:33:35 PM »
But realizes he's out of toilet paper due to war time rationing

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #751 on: November 03, 2011, 10:00:00 AM »
So he escapes to Switzerland
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #752 on: November 03, 2011, 05:41:11 PM »
But suddenly a russian spy finds him and exterminates him!
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #753 on: November 06, 2011, 02:06:03 AM »
The spy then reports back to Stalin who is very pleased. He then sends the spy......

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #754 on: November 06, 2011, 10:36:27 AM »
Who Is Hitler W/O his mustache
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #755 on: November 06, 2011, 02:01:10 PM »
And stabs Stalin to death b4 he can relay his orders to his fake spy.

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #756 on: December 24, 2011, 02:58:42 AM »
Which enrages baby Putin, who forms the KGB and Spetsnaz to protect communist Russia from the Nazis.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #757 on: December 24, 2011, 03:39:31 AM »
So then when Nazis invade to destroy all of Russia..

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #758 on: December 24, 2011, 06:41:24 AM »
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #759 on: December 24, 2011, 02:09:29 PM »
Because he smoked too much of the green stuff, which he got from..

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #760 on: December 24, 2011, 02:34:47 PM »
Hooray someone decided to continue this :D

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #761 on: December 24, 2011, 04:16:11 PM »
Women and booze. He stumbles upon a mosh pit and decides to take part in the brawl. His opponent is......

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #762 on: December 24, 2011, 05:54:25 PM »
President Ronald Regan who decided to take a vacation to russia and some how ended up in a mosh pit :P

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #763 on: December 24, 2011, 07:47:49 PM »
To much booze, ehh. Anyway Reagan beats Putin into the ground with his Reagan Smash and

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #764 on: December 24, 2011, 08:31:46 PM »
is about to be announced victorious when putin oulls out a PPSH and guns Regan down

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