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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #720 on: October 19, 2011, 04:02:51 PM »
Cats.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #721 on: October 19, 2011, 05:49:10 PM »
+ a hernia


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« Reply #722 on: October 20, 2011, 12:01:25 AM »
And he in fact wakes up to find himself on a space ship and  he is strapped to a chair with a lazer getting ready to cut up his body......

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #723 on: October 20, 2011, 12:05:02 AM »
When a monkey ninja knocks the laser out :P

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #724 on: October 21, 2011, 01:32:03 PM »
The Laser spins in the air...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #725 on: October 21, 2011, 02:19:07 PM »
And kills the monkey, making him gone from the story. Then, he
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #726 on: October 21, 2011, 07:15:38 PM »
says to himself, wow. seeme doesnt like monkeys. he opens the star trek style doors at the back of the room and sees...


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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #727 on: October 21, 2011, 10:05:35 PM »
the monkey which turned into a zombie but suddenly...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #728 on: October 21, 2011, 11:17:54 PM »
Rainbow Dragon eats the monkey since he hasn't eaten in days :P

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« Reply #729 on: October 22, 2011, 01:20:40 AM »
And then automatically becomes a zombie who speaks only gibberish and starts to wreck havoc aboard the ship until........

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #730 on: October 22, 2011, 02:12:28 AM »
his zombie batteries die out and RD is left to sit there and gather dust.

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #731 on: October 22, 2011, 02:41:16 AM »
leaving the readers of this epic tale to wonder, whose ship is this anyways, and where are they?


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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #732 on: October 22, 2011, 03:04:44 AM »
*turns the page*

Gasp! The owner of this ship is none other than Mr.Frogger! Tired of being run over by cars all day long he decided to pimp his ride ;D. Lets see who gets run over now ^-^

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« Reply #733 on: October 24, 2011, 07:40:49 PM »
But since his ship uses Hover technology he cannot run over anything. This causes him to get depressed...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #734 on: October 25, 2011, 03:06:00 AM »
......turn off the engine, and crash into a highway, killing hundreds

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