Nonstop story.

[neosdark]

......back in the days of the Crusades.......decides to fund experiments for the creation of (pre-Industrial Era) machine guns. ......creates a Gatling Gun

Ummm I think the idea of gun powder must first me brought to Euro

creates a Gatling Gun, and later a  Hand Held Gatling Gun for mounting on his steed, the FIAT 1100 AD

You mean this ?

Anyways, his horses(or camels) soon become tired of draggign around gatling guns. Soloman(general) sees this and attacks Pope Arnolds forces, suffering heavy casualties but forces Arnold force to retreat and Soloman captures some gatling guns for himself.

No man he designs a car for his army, thus they do not tire, since they run on pig manure (which they have plenty of) and are built of iron. They have special wooden wheels covered in designed just for desert travel...

The army retaliates seizing back the Captured Gatling Guns (and gunpowder has existed since approx. 9th century AD in China, from where it spread first to India and the Middle East and then to Europe). and destroying the Arabs standing in front of him, then........

[Pac-Fish]

I dont think gunpowder was used as a firearm until 14 century by Euro forces. It was used as a fire arm in India IIRC but when China got it it was for fireworks or missle batteries(not very effective though )

@neosdark: How did he uhhh.....you know.....the pope and all...... get a.....CAR?!?!?! XD

Okay so Saladin realizes conventional military tactics will not work and decideds to ambush them. Pope Arnold moves toward Jerusalem when he is suddenly ambushed by Saladin and his Turk force. Arnold escapes with a few of his generals and men and Saladin gets ore gatling guns. He decideds its not enough to just capture them and starts copying them. His army, now armed fully armed with gatling guns........

[neosdark]

Is suddenly destroyed by a Meteor impacting and destroying his entire camp, killing almost all the men other than himself and his Guard. Arnold sees this as some kind of Divine Intervention and upon convincing Saladin of this, Saladin converts to Buddhism not wishing to ever serve Arnold AND SO.....

[Pac-Fish]

Pope Arnold resumes his campaign for the Middle East

[Seeme]

But He falls on a rock and dies. Then...

[Pac-Fish]

The crusaders and their camels are unsure what to do. So they go bacj home

[neosdark]

But then suddenly an armada of Chinese Dragons come from the sky attacking the Crusaders and killing half of them and destroying their Gatling Cars (THEY AREN'T CAMELS DAMN IT), so they decide to set up camp for the night and recover their Gatling guns when..........

[Pac-Fish]

They are camels if you believe they are ^^

the chinese dragons launch their missle batteries at the crusaders. It doesn't kill anyone but it burns their camps down

[Seeme]

So the crusaders make another one. Duh.

[Pac-Fish]

So the Chinese bomb them again. Duh

[neosdark]

And this continues untill both parties tire and a crusader decides to make friends with the dragons thus giving birth to Dragon Riders, super powerful knights whos steeds are dragons (that live forever) and they set out to conquer Mexico (for some wierd reason) and thus run in to..........

[Pac-Fish]

navigation problems. They end up in canada and

[Rainbow Dragon]

find Rainbow Dragon's hiding place

[Seeme]

Grateful that Rainbow Dragon didn't make himself op, he and Rainbow...

[Pac-Fish]

try finding Mexico on the map. Rainbow accidentally points to Brazil and they sail there