Nonstop story.

[neosdark]

The 534th World War during which the Polar Bears resurrect Chuck Norris and he leads them to victory, however when peace ensues, the Polar Bears want to create a Fascist Empire ruled by Polar Bears only thus starting a war with all other species of Animals, but Chuck decides to recreate Earth in his image and......

[Pac-Fish]

Mother Earth suddenly grows a enormous beard

[neosdark]

And all look upon it with reverence as the great Mother Earth and Father Beard, but Chuck is not satisfied and he decides to......

[Pac-Fish]

Give Mother Earth a enormous cowboy hat

[Rainbow Dragon]

But then Rainbow dragon comes and kills mother nature and takes her place and since chuck can't kill rainbow dragon since he is in control of nature and if he did the world would die he leaves

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

then I come and punch Rainbow Dragon in his face because he is OP. Due to the fact that I wear a ban ring on my fist, RBD quits the Nonstop story. Then I leave. Mother earth, liberated from the terror,...

[Pac-Fish]

then I come and punch Rainbow Dragon in his face because he is OP. Due to the fact that I wear a ban ring on my fist, RBD quits the Nonstop story. Then I leave. Mother earth, liberated from the terror,...

Give you a hug . But maxi is crushed to death since the world is like 1000000 times bigger and heavier than you. A funeral is held on mars when aliens suddenly attack and.....

OT: why u guys keep attacking RBD ? Im new here so....help me out

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

then I come and punch Rainbow Dragon in his face because he is OP. Due to the fact that I wear a ban ring on my fist, RBD quits the Nonstop story. Then I leave. Mother earth, liberated from the terror,...

Give you a hug . But maxi is crushed to death since the world is like 1000000 times bigger and heavier than you. A funeral is held on mars when aliens suddenly attack and.....

Seeme, their leader, expresses his condolences about my death. The attack was no attack, they only appeared in Empireal Star Destroyers because that's the only way for them to reach the Mars from Tattoine
Suddenly, the peaceful atmosphere is interrupted by a deep rumble, caused by...

OT: why u guys keep attacking RBD ? Im new here so....help me out

In this particular case (Nonstop story), his creativity is limited on making himself the main charakter and hero of the story and he continues to do so everytime he posts in here.

[GodlikeDennis]

Reminds me of the office.

[Pac-Fish]

Reminds me of the office.

Never seen that show but I'll take your word for it

Back On topic:

The noise comes from the Imperial Star Destroyers who release a ton of garbage into space. Little do they realize the garbage exits the ship fast and within a week or so, itcrashes into Earth, killing many.The people of Earth take this as an attack on them directly and send X-Wing fighters to destroy the Star Destoyers, lead by George W. Bush since he's retired anyways

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

The noise comes from the Imperial Star Destroyers who release a ton of garbage into space. Little do they realize the garbage exits the ship fast and within a week or so, itcrashes into Earth, killing many.The people of Earth take this as an attack on them directly and send X-Wing fighters to destroy the Star Destoyers, lead by George W. Bush since he's retired anyways

Wait - we have X-Wing fighters? Can I haz one?

[neosdark]

While at the same time, a new force emerges, the British, form a giant armada of their own, comprised mainly of Y-Wings, TIE Fighters and their own Jury-Rigged Star Destroyer Fleet, but they forget.....

[GSmirlis]

to take their tea

[Pac-Fish]

And since their tea fuels their ships, they end up stuck in space

Wait - we have X-Wing fighters? Can I haz one?

We're so lost when it comes to time in this story I don't see why we(Earth) can't have an AT-AT walker at this point And if you want a X-Wing.....go to the toy store

[neosdark]

Right, so the trapped British work for about a week creating a substitute Tea, which successfully allows them to power their fleet, bu the substitute tea is made out of their precious lazer munitions so they have to return to Earth to reload.

Meanwhile Darth Insidious (See what I did there ) prepares an attack on the British Home World, Planet Angland (having realized their Germanic roots they quickly become more German like), thus starting the FIRST INTERGALACTIC SPACE WAR.......