Company of Heroes: Eastern Front

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #585 on: September 02, 2011, 07:18:00 PM »
And he kills the lone terminator.(?!) And then he takes his armor and minigun.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #586 on: September 02, 2011, 07:24:18 PM »
And becomes the Stalinator ;D

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« Reply #587 on: September 02, 2011, 09:42:08 PM »
But the Governator finds him and using his superior fruity accent defeats him in a game of wits thus winning possession of the armor and weapons, while Stalin plans to detonate the Terminator's Hydrogen-Ion battery, but......

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #588 on: September 02, 2011, 10:34:51 PM »
The bomb trigger breaks when Stalin presses it, making him very angry. He becomes Stalin Hulk ;D!

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #589 on: September 03, 2011, 10:42:54 AM »
and so a majour battle began
war determines not who is right only who is left

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #590 on: September 08, 2011, 05:23:38 AM »
And we will once again ignore Rainbow......

Stalin Hulk invites the Governator to Tea, where they decide to have a duel with 19th century Dueling Pistols. Both of them miss and they clash with Cold Steel and the battle rages until..... (hint: Mexicans!!!!)

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #591 on: September 08, 2011, 05:30:44 AM »
Be nice to rainbow Dragon guys, that actually made sense. ;)

But the blood thirsty cartels of mexico who have felt very left out this whole time attack without warning in their lowrider's and an epic battle ensues.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #592 on: September 08, 2011, 05:42:07 AM »
THe three way battle rages as the Governator and his German Wehrmacht fight the Soviets with Stalin Hulk and the Mexican Cartel led by Pancho Villa. The battle rages nonstop until The Governator decides to....

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« Reply #593 on: September 08, 2011, 06:06:29 AM »
say Asta lavista baby, your terminated which causes all the drug cartels to join his side which...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #594 on: September 08, 2011, 06:22:25 AM »
Scares the crap out of Stalin Hulk, turning him back to regular Stalin and he flees with his army to Russia. Governator, now fully resupplied and with cartels on his side......

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #595 on: September 08, 2011, 08:27:54 AM »
makes Russia a democracy









Vaguely OT: Will Stalin Hulk be red or green?
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #596 on: September 08, 2011, 09:21:48 AM »
Red when he's super angry I guess :P. Green is just moderately angry.

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Lenin hears this new starting news from the after world (the ghost of communist past informs him ;D) he convinces the devil to let him return to the real world for revenge. Lenin leads his army of bolsheviks from the afterworld and attacks Russia, enlisting the help of communist parties everywhere, including GSmirlis the Communist ^^. Stalin is shocked by this all and......

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #597 on: September 08, 2011, 11:07:55 AM »
And brings out his ultimate weapon... RedGuard aka RedCommissar
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #598 on: September 08, 2011, 11:55:47 PM »
Who is able to troll Lenin's ghost into giving Stalin control of the Communist Bolshevik Army, leading to another Battle between the Commies and the Governator, however, the American Army joins the Russians so as to destroy the Governator who by this time has conquered most of North America (except Washington D.C.) and the Eastern Coast, so

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #599 on: September 09, 2011, 12:11:48 AM »
Governator goes back in time like the movies in order to kill Stalin and FDR when they were babies. He is about to succeed when.......

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