Nonstop story.

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

No he doesn't. Instead, both have a nice little barbeque under the crimson sky of a sunset in july.

[Pac-Fish]

Unfortunelty during the BBQ there is only one hot dog left but the both want it

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

So both bite in it and gues what - they kiss each other!

[Pac-Fish]

*wedding music in the background*  .

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

But it is suddenly interrupted by the sound of artillery...

[Pac-Fish]

As Austria fires its cannons on their wedding since they learned the terminator was going to destroy them. Everyone dies but the terminator who.....

[Tankbuster]

Was trying to open his zippers in the WC

[Rainbow Dragon]

realises he has no zipper and overloads his brain/computer killing him 

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

but because he has a self-repair ability, the Terminator runs away to find the person who is responsible for thath attack. On his way, he meets Arnold Schwarzenegger, who was at home in Austria, having some free weeks...

[Pac-Fish]

Schwarzeneggar thinks that this is a joke and not the real terminator and ignores the terminator who threatens to kill him.

[Tankbuster]

ANd thus the fight between machine and supersoldier begins...

[Seeme]

Resulting in a useless argument about who hits the person first.

[neosdark]

And when they both decide to hit each other at the same time, their punches break the space-time continuum forcing Arnold back in time, where he is pressed into service for the German Wehrmacht c.1942, while the Terminator....... 

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

lands in a winter war suit in the area of Moscow. Wehrmacht Arny is part of Army Group North, preparing a strike on the Soviet capital. Sitting in an Opel Blitz and freezing in the early days of January, 1942, Arny is a part of the last backup for the battle for Moscow. On the other side, the terminator..

[Pac-Fish]

is discovered by Soviet shock guards and taken to Stalin. Stalin realizes these are the super troopers he has been looking for and......