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Offline Tankbuster

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #555 on: August 21, 2011, 01:26:38 PM »
Out of It comes the 2nd Company of the Blood Ravens
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #556 on: August 21, 2011, 04:15:15 PM »
Who devastate all around them, when the Army of Comrade Stalin 2.5, emerges with near endless amounts of Conscript Terminators, who overwhelm the Space Marines and send them running.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #557 on: August 22, 2011, 05:46:09 PM »
To an Army if Wine Bottles. Since Russians Only ;D like Vodka, they run away in fear.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #558 on: August 25, 2011, 12:51:33 PM »
But then the French come and annihilate the wine bottle since they love there wine!  ;D
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #559 on: August 25, 2011, 04:31:07 PM »
But since everyone knows the French won't actually be able to kill a single terminator who was left to guard the wine, they surrender, with their brand new under-barrel white flag launcher
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #560 on: August 26, 2011, 07:53:31 PM »
Then A stuka from FH2 drops a 250 kg bomb on the terminator blowing him to pieces.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #561 on: August 29, 2011, 05:01:42 AM »
Which probably wouldn't work

Terminators can survive Earthshaker rounds you know...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #562 on: August 29, 2011, 06:30:24 AM »
Having not sucessfully destroyed the terminator, the terminator begins on a rampage in Germany since thats where the plane came from.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #563 on: August 29, 2011, 01:02:33 PM »
But then he gets lost in the woods.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #564 on: August 29, 2011, 02:04:53 PM »
then he found some american paratroopers lying in some foxholes in the woods
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #565 on: August 29, 2011, 02:09:03 PM »
the terminator asks the americans where the planes that bombed him came
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #566 on: August 30, 2011, 05:01:39 AM »
the Americans, who are bad with geography and global positions, point to Austria ;D
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #567 on: August 30, 2011, 07:02:59 AM »
The terminator proceeded to destroy Austria but on his way he tripped  over Candlejack a guy who doesnt let you finish your senten....
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #568 on: August 30, 2011, 10:22:29 AM »
Because he buries a Chainsword into your skull.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #569 on: August 30, 2011, 10:40:51 AM »
but the chainsword broke becuase the terminator is made out of a harder the stell metal and proceeds to destroy Candlejack
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