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Offline neosdark

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #540 on: August 16, 2011, 05:35:06 AM »
Chuck Norris asked god to make another sun, thus another star was born, but this one was very slightly smaller so it was a bit more cold, and the French could no longer cultivate grapes thus bankrupting forcing them to officially sell all their good looking women into prostitution, after which
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #541 on: August 16, 2011, 09:49:06 AM »
Rainbw dragon comes back from his hibernation and asks WHAT THE F!$@ IS GOING ON?!
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #542 on: August 16, 2011, 10:56:29 AM »
(But we still ignore Rainbow dragon)
the french economy recover and they seek revenge against the USA
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« Reply #543 on: August 16, 2011, 05:17:13 PM »
Who have conquered by this time most of the USSR and are encroaching on France, by pretending to make a D-Day reenactment, while actually landing real soldiers on the beach and beginning an operation, when suddenly.....
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #544 on: August 16, 2011, 06:09:38 PM »
The French surrender to the US, not wanting to die :P
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #545 on: August 16, 2011, 06:13:45 PM »
And USA rule the world for a couple of years but then North korea strike against the USA with a E-99 bomb made by the soviets at Kartogha 12 after this USA is
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #546 on: August 16, 2011, 07:01:35 PM »
Unharmed because the North Koreans forgot about the missile shield America developed in conjunction with the Israelis. Thus the missiles all get destroyed in mid-flight and the North Koreans get attacked by the American Province of South Korea in conjunction with US. Marines and Rangers and get destroyed. Meanwhile Seeme prepares to counter attack against America with E.U. forces, when suddenly
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #547 on: August 16, 2011, 08:18:31 PM »
his command cruiser sunk in mid-Atlantic and he had to swim back. Wet from the cold-freezing water, he
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #548 on: August 16, 2011, 08:28:48 PM »
sat at a toasty campfire he built with help of his first mate (who seemingly never got on board the ship, but did in fact see it sink). After returning to the capitol he put the morons who made his command bunker a Ship in the Middle of an ocean into a French gulag (not quite as bad as the Ruskies Gulag, but still terrifying), then proceded to attack American Camps all over Europe, creating WW3:

Everyone V.S. AMERICAN EMPIRE

The first battle......
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #549 on: August 16, 2011, 09:26:28 PM »
Is the Siberia where the USA forces battle against spetnaz and the ostheer and USA got their arses kicked but
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #550 on: August 17, 2011, 03:47:26 AM »
The Spetsnaz/Ostheer forces push America back to Chicago. On the way they tear down Times Square in New York and burn the White House in DC.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #551 on: August 17, 2011, 04:44:41 AM »
My friends and i form a Resistance army (I'm a New Yorker BITCHES) destroying the Spetznaz army and eliminating them of the Continent. The next battle occurs in Southern France with.........
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #552 on: August 17, 2011, 05:57:33 AM »
The US vs the French resistence accompanied by renewed but pissed off Spetnaz/Ostheer forces.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #553 on: August 21, 2011, 09:08:11 AM »
but both armies are defeated by terminators!
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #554 on: August 21, 2011, 01:15:08 PM »
(and yet again Rainbow gets bumped) but a drop pod lands on the whole terminator squad killing all of them AH HA HA HA!
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