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Offline Seeme

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #465 on: August 03, 2011, 01:49:00 PM »
now the story doesn't make sense since Hitler is already dead.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #466 on: August 03, 2011, 05:48:10 PM »
Due to a twist in the plot, Hitler resurrects with his Nazi zombies and says...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #467 on: August 03, 2011, 05:48:58 PM »
"Feel the power of the Reich's doctors!"
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #468 on: August 03, 2011, 06:26:16 PM »
Because the nazi zombies were made of orcs and dead SS soldiers. This had the effect that...
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« Reply #469 on: August 03, 2011, 06:32:10 PM »
The Company Of Heroes and Dawn Of War worlds merged together!
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« Reply #470 on: August 03, 2011, 06:37:37 PM »
This paradox caused a collapse in the space-time continuum and unleashed the Chaos gods in 1944 France.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #471 on: August 04, 2011, 08:15:15 AM »
A cultist gets on top of the Eiffel tower and shouts "for the gods" in his irritating voice and gets vaporised almost immediately by a plasma pistol...(heh heh heh stupid cultist)
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #472 on: August 04, 2011, 09:18:16 AM »
meanwhile at the imperial guard of earth formed when the chaos gods attacked had made a secret weapon called...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #473 on: August 04, 2011, 10:50:15 AM »
Obstheer
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #474 on: August 04, 2011, 02:52:31 PM »
Their banana tanks were cheaper to produce but more powerful than King Tigers and could be maintained on pineapple juice rather than petrol.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #475 on: August 04, 2011, 03:07:26 PM »
So the Germans launch an offensive southwards through the Sahara to come by Pineapple juice. There wasn't much of a defense in the hot desert, so Rommel reached the Ivory Coast without any problems. Farming Pinnaples, Rommel led a calm life, being served by black slaves and commanding his men in peace.
Suddenly, the silence was broken by...
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #476 on: August 04, 2011, 04:45:07 PM »
By Darth Vader and his 501st stormtrooper chums.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #477 on: August 04, 2011, 04:52:50 PM »
who steal the pinapple juice and escape to the Death Star
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« Reply #478 on: August 04, 2011, 05:06:48 PM »
and celebrate a tropical sex party with all those sexy stormies.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #479 on: August 05, 2011, 01:54:33 AM »
O_O. Rommel, who is now pissed, decideds to blitz the death star using his Panzer II's and III's. However he cant seem to find any space gear so he...
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