Nonstop story.

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

... ... ... and bans all moderators to bring faschism to the internet. Calling himself the "Großadministrator", finally has control over the Eastern Front. When he realizes, that it's only a game, he...

[Killar]

likes it very much. But soon sadness overcomes him because comp stomping his own mind isnt fun for longer time. Then he creates a new fictional enemy calling him "Redguard" (red because he hates soviets and guards because he fails to destroy them). Finally Hitler has a perfect opponent who is the direct opposite to him: Sovietfanboy and raging against his enemy like hell. Both battle each other happily to their final days.

[Seeme]

Until Red gets banned for a week.

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

Hitler becomes bored and starts to tag swatikas all around the forum.

[Pac-Fish]

But Red comes back and post communist symbols to counter the facism(eventually)

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

Redguard loses the fight because he is afraid of Hitlers mustache and throws his computer out of his window. It lands on...

[Tankbuster]

a pile of dog droppings...

[Rainbow Dragon]

and meanwhile hitler is looking for someone else to play with when....

[Pac-Fish]

Hitler discovers there's a COH Blitzkrieg on the internet

[Tankbuster]

And starts playing as the allies(you see he is a spammer)

[Killar]

but he sucked. In evry map he created his "secret" fuhrerbunker to command troops, he hadnt built yet. Finally he lost by VP´s. Because of that ...

[Cranialwizard]

he got mad and unbanned RedGuard

[Tankbuster]

RedGuard starts arguing with Hitler about how unbalanced the game is and how "a bunch of axis fanboys infiltrated the forums",etc,etc. Hitler,who coincidentally sucked at EF, argues about how OP the soviets are and how they don't pay for their abilities,etc.

[Seeme]

Then they secretly love each other and 

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

...a child is born (don't ask we how that worked out). They call it...