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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2010, 05:08:34 PM »
'Panzers Panzers!'
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2010, 05:40:09 PM »
Everyone started running and then..
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The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2010, 07:01:36 PM »
Erm.. They saw it was A PzIV!
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2010, 08:59:48 PM »
The Commendant slaped the grenadiers for not being able to tell the difference between german and soviet tanks...
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« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2010, 09:43:02 PM »
"The difference is when their tanks shoot ours they do nothing, but when our tanks shoot Soviet ones, they just blow up in hell, herr Commendant!" shouted embarassed grenadiers.
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« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2010, 01:40:20 AM »
"Thats right!" The commendnat shouted. "Now go...
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« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2010, 08:24:39 AM »
Then the Grenadier about to go but stopped and think for a while. He ask the commendant. " Go where sir? "
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« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2010, 10:31:18 AM »
.... to.... Berlin. Yes, go straight to Berlin, it an order!
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2010, 12:25:21 PM »
"Why, Herr Kommändant?" The Grenadier Gruppenführer asked.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2010, 04:16:07 PM »
I forgot my coffee and cant lead the charge without it.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #25 on: August 26, 2010, 04:27:36 PM »
The grenadier said "i have an better idea Herr Kommändant, lets loot the local village for coffee.
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #26 on: August 26, 2010, 04:53:57 PM »
"But Gruppenführer, the Local village is guarded by Stumovie Ingenery with Captured Assault rifles? "
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #27 on: August 26, 2010, 05:32:28 PM »
"we will use our mortar halftrack to flush the enginery out!" said the gruppenführer
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« Reply #28 on: August 26, 2010, 06:27:10 PM »
and when their flushed out, all we have for support is some Measily Volksturmm!" *- Replys the Oberführer.
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Re: Nonstop story.succeed
« Reply #29 on: August 26, 2010, 07:47:53 PM »
The Grenadier Gruppenführer replied "no denfense can withstand ouer incendiary grenades, if we do not succeed secureing the village, well burn it down!"
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