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Offline Seeme

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Nonstop story.
« on: August 24, 2010, 01:01:48 AM »
This tread is where you can make a story with other people. What you do is first is every time you post you have to add a sentence of a story. For example:

"Newbie:

One day bob the US rifleman went for a talk with his friend."

Then someone adds a sentence to that

"Paicet":

"He wondered why he was always in battle first"

etc.

Rules:

  • Has to be about COH
  • You cant post twice.

Will someone do the honer of starting us off?
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2010, 01:13:22 AM »
Once some Comscripts were being lazy and hiding from the fight......
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2010, 01:17:15 AM »
Suddenly, the Major found them and was about to punish them all when...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2010, 02:42:24 AM »
the Commissar arrived in a lend-lease Sherman...

Wunderwaffen Doctrine: What technology created for us, we drive it towards the enemy.

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2010, 02:50:01 AM »
He asked  "Whats wrong with your men, comrade?"
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2010, 03:26:00 AM »
The Major replied "the men are tired of fighting for Stalin."
I think, therefore I am...
I learn, therefore I advance...
I destroy, that I may endure.

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2010, 03:27:09 AM »
The Commissar comes out with his loaded pistol when suddenly...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2010, 06:04:43 AM »
and shoots Mr. Spam in the neck...
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2010, 08:10:58 AM »
Then to be Continue~
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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2010, 09:25:26 AM »
Now the conscripts shoot the major.

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2010, 09:36:01 AM »
"Whad did you do, comrade? I have to shoot you now, you know..." says comissar when dead Major falls the ground.

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2010, 09:43:47 AM »
Then a PE noob runs over the commisar in a light AT Halftrack

Noob(In TeamSpeak): WTFF

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2010, 02:54:20 PM »
Your guys like destroying stuff like this, do ya?
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2010, 04:14:58 PM »
and promptly runs over the consciprts ans seeme.
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

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Re: Nonstop story.
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2010, 04:26:47 PM »
Ok lets restart. Ill go first:

One day some some Assault Greinders were resting near a tank when they heard a noise...
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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