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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2010, 12:35:03 AM »
Seeme = New EF Official Official Official People Maker.

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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2010, 02:30:38 AM »
no. Seeme = Unofficial Official Official People maker.
 and Lord Rommel = High King of EF
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2010, 04:37:31 AM »
Akalonor you said that I was the people maker >:(
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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2010, 05:48:44 AM »
You are , you are the Unofficial Official Official people maker.
you can't be Official because High King LR didn't say so.
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2010, 08:22:22 AM »
I didn't get the strelky, tank, loading ones.

But the pistols Sovioets use in this game aren't Colt M1911's, they're TT-33's, who's design is based off of the colt.

Strelky - refer to the 1.10 bug which the game crush when a strelky die

Tank - which one? if you are talking about "the most advance tech" one its refer to the lend-lease shamen have no turret bug. If you are talking about the "tank is the key for victory" one its refer to the unusual noisy and ugly Soviet tank engine noise

Loading  - Dont know about u guys but it takes ages for me to load the game however low the graphic setting (such problem never exist when I play original COH in ultra), and its not just my computer

In all respect, the pistol of the officers IS Colt M1911. When I check the graphic folder for TT-33 I found only the M1911 graphic files. Also while the TT-33 do look like FN M1903 made by Browning its still different in appearance with M1911

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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2010, 02:37:52 PM »
 You are annoying, Akalonor...
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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2010, 03:23:10 PM »
Hey now, let's cool off a bit. I'm only intervening because I don't want to see another flame war :( Because then the "Official High Kings of EF" have to intervene. :P

Please don't argue. I can already see it happening because people will ignore my post, but it's a plea. I don't wanna see another topic shot down and locked.
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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2010, 04:24:51 PM »
You mean the "war" nameing people or the other thing? I dont think theres any "war."
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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2010, 11:33:42 PM »
You are annoying, Akalonor...
your not the first to find me annoying :D
but this is off topic ,
back to topic , again hilarious jokes , I'd never be able to think of them.( I have no sense of humor)
« Last Edit: June 11, 2010, 11:35:29 PM by Akalonor »
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.

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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2010, 02:59:50 AM »
I have one!

Why did something happen? Because someone did this

Hahahahahahahaha...

Its a pity, thats the best I can think of :-[
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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #25 on: June 12, 2010, 06:39:03 PM »
its better than  what I could make up ,
 Why did the conscipt run across the road ? , because his commander tried to shoot him to break suppression.
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #26 on: June 12, 2010, 07:36:27 PM »
Sad, sad, sad
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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #27 on: June 13, 2010, 02:30:26 AM »
Atleast mine was gameplay related :P
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #28 on: June 13, 2010, 11:24:17 PM »
What makes mine not?
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Re: EF mod joke
« Reply #29 on: June 14, 2010, 12:21:00 AM »
It doesn't have any relation to gameplay :D
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.