EF mod joke

[moknin]

1. Q: What is the most powerful weapon in the game?
A: Strelky, of course. They can destroy the whole world when they die

2. Q: What is the most persistent creature on earth, that can survive even the Russian winter?
A: bugs

3. Q: Which country have the most advance technology in the entire war?
A: The US. What country else can create a tank that can shoot shells without a gun and allow their crew full 360 degree view inside the tank?

4. Q: How much did our NKVD officers hate the enemy?
A: Less than upon our own men

[Newbie.]

Ha! I like number 2.

[Seeme]

Nice ones

[moknin]

5. Q: Would you make battle plans when the game is loading?
A: No, because when the loading is finished the war is already over

6. Q: Why our NKVD officers equipped with submachine gun now?
A: You know, a conscript squad is too large for a pistol to maintain discipline

7. Q: Can the Soviet Union survive the war singlehandedly without aids from the Western Allies?
A: Absolutely not. Look, our buildings are from American, our MGs are British, our Ingenery use American marked torch when repairing, even our patriotic officer comrades use American pistols!

8. Q: Why tank is our key to victory?
A: Because the fascists would be sickened by the stupid track noise from our tank engines and quit the game

9. Q: Why conscripts only get Molotov Cocktails with the addition of NKVD
A: He's a NKVD, of course he has access to special vodka ration!

10. Q: Why our glorious soldiers cannot convert a civilian building into a productive forward base?
A: Reflecting history. Did our soldiers do anything productive in occupied zone?

11. Q: Where is our female comrades?
A: Well.......thats a reason why we can spawn fresh son of the Motherland that quick from the little tent, and why theres only beds in the tent

[omya]

kewl

[Pauly3]

those jokes are pretty neat

[Werwolf]

LOL this really killed me 

[cephalos]

#6 is awesome 

[Newbie.]

we need to make this man a badge

'EF Humour Expert'

[Akalonor]

I second that!

[Seeme]

Wordsmith= Official EF comic maker

moknin= Offical EF Humour Expert

Akalonor= So called Annoying EF person



What am I?

[Akalonor]

Seeme= EF debby Downer

[HyperSniper999]

I didn't get the strelky, tank, loading ones.

But the pistols Sovioets use in this game aren't Colt M1911's, they're TT-33's, who's design is based off of the colt.

[Akalonor]

nvm about seeme ,Hyper Sniper999 is the new Debby Downer.

[HyperSniper999]

nvm about seeme ,Hyper Sniper999 is the new Debby Downer.

Wait, what does the Debby Downer do?
Is it for not understanding a few of te jokes? Is it because of the pistol thing?