My Bridge!

[FoolyCooly]

I then send in BOTH original companies of spartan III's supporting the normal anti radiation clean up team and wipe your men out leaving my men to hold the now clean bridge and set up anti missile defense systems. My bridge 

[neosdark]

I kill them all by detonating a nuke from underground, which i previously hid there for no obvious reason . I mop up the survivors with my GAU Avenger minigun mounted on my personal Leopard 2 (It looks kinda like a Tiger Ace, but instead of the Reich Eagle on top it has an Israeli Flag and it has thin lines of silver-red in the black)

My bridge. Oh did i mention the tank was indestructible??? Well now's a good time to mention that .

[Seeme]

Then I make a dock for boats to go back and fourth, makeing the Bridge useless.

My Dock!

[neosdark]

I use my Leopard 2 to destroy your docks and cover the entire river (or what ever body of water it covers) with a thick layer of Ice under which i hide dry ice.

MY BRIDGE

[FoolyCooly]

I then plunge your leopard into a 4 mile deep sink hole I dug when I had my men entrench. I then send an African death squad to fill the hole in and hole the bridge. My narcoticly enhanced bridge . 

[Ltevanlee]

I send Michael  Bay and his mind (explosions + Megan Fox = money) to direct another really bad transfromers movie, you all leave after the first 10 minutes and I buy the bridge.






                                                                    Michael Bay Bridge!
And I can't believe that Hitler lost against seemes brother a few pages ago, (hes still ranting about that you know) i.e THAT F***ING NOOB RIFLE SPAMMED ME, WITHOUT MY SRECKS I"M....... *talks to officer* HE WHAT, OH WELL F*** HIM!!!



                         P.S. company of heroes tank jump

[neosdark]

I use my tanks torque to literally drill a hole into the nearest soft land, and emerge out with my tank. Then i return to the battlefield with my upgraded Leopard 2HT (Hover Tank) that you cannot sink into the ground, and is now armed with a 145 mm Cannon. I quickly kill Micheal Bay and Megan Fox and occupy the place with my NECTAR Spetz-troops

My bridge

[Ltevanlee]

I sued neo because I own the bridge and I take his hover tank. Michael Bay also appears out of a shell hole and makes a 5th crappy transfromers movie.




                                                       My hover tank bridge!

[neosdark]

My hover tank self destructs because it is wired to blow up if my DNA signature is not located inside it when its driving. With you dead, I build a brand new hover tank based on the K2 Black Panther tank chassis. Then i finish off Micheal Bay by throwing him into another dimension, in which he suficates. Then i build a new bridge, that is much more well designed than the old one and blow the old one up.

My New bridge.
Did i mention that the bridge and my tank are indestructible??? Yea now's a good time to mention that.

[Raider217]

I use a magnetic field to throw your tank (and you with it) into the same dimension as Michael bay before closing it like you should have done.

My New Bridge

[neosdark]

I wasn't in the tank, i was getting it repaired .......
YOU KILLED MY TANKY. Thts 2 in one farkin week

I quickly get over my grief hunt you down with my .44 Anaconda, then throw you into the same dimension into which i threw Micheal Bay, and throw in this time i CLOSE THE PORTAL. GOOD BYE TANKY you will sorely be missed.

On happier note I make a new one based on the Abrams chassis, with EMP-prevention and Magnetic field distruption systems

Still my new bridge

[Raider217]

I use a magnetic field to throw your tank (and you with it) into the same dimension as Michael bay before closing it like you should have done.

Unfortunately for you I had already closed the portal so I am still around and I LOLHAXZOR your tank and overwork the emp and magnetic field disruptors making the tank crush like a tin can (with you in it). I then call upon half of all the CoD fan base... the campers, to defend the bridge.

My (New) LOLHAXZOR'D Bridge

[Seeme]

You all are stuiped....

I walk across the ice....

My smarter idea!

[neosdark]

I use my own hack to bring myself back to life in the game, by stealing Seems data and mutating it into me (like the Agent that got disconnected in Matrix). Doing this i turn the campers into versions of me until all that is left is Raider and then i have an epic battle with him where he kills all my doubles and himself, and a lot of glitching and blah happens and im on top of the bridge in my new HAXZOR-proof tank (with all the previous upgrades including invicibility)

My tank....... err bridge

[Ltevanlee]

Since my body is still in the crushed tank, I regain consciousness use the portal gun from portal to teleport out of the tank. Then I use a teleporter to teleport to 1945 and I get a really pissed of hitler (who just lost to seeme's brother's rifle spam in automatch and got de-ranked to level 9) to join my quest to control the bridge (and to kill seeme's brother) and then I teleport to 1942 to get Rommel to help me with the Africa Corps to take over the bridge. Then we see seeme and seeme's brother and hitler tackles his bro (a n00by move) and seeme runs home to his mommy (boo-hoo). While hitler is beating the living s*** out of seeme's bro shouting YOU F***ING N00B, I'LL KICK YOUR F***ING @$$, RIFLE SPAMMER, me and Rommel hold the bridge with the africa corps and watch a anger management hitler beat the s*** out of seeme's bro.