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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #945 on: December 29, 2010, 02:03:34 AM »
I bring in Dimitri Petrenko and Victor Reznov (haha invincible NPC FTW) to burn down your pathetic Nature with my ROKS2/3 Flammenwerfer and prototype Weather Control Tech (ty, to my Chimera comrades for that stuff).Then we eliminate Bad Company in an epic battle, in which we personally shot them into their heads 50 times and blow up their tank. To deal with Chuck Norris we bring in Sergei Kozin, The Monster of Magadan (from BO) and their fight blasts them into an alternate dimension, where they continue to fight for eternity.

Meanwhile Reznov, Petrenko, and I, take the bridge.

The Bridge of the Motherland (Technicly mine, but i must keep up Soviet apperances)

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #946 on: December 29, 2010, 02:29:28 AM »
I go into the games files deleting Dimitri Petrenko and Victor Reznov's file for invincibility I then lower there health to.5.I then have my sniper head shot as I sneak up behind the NPC's and kill them with a spoon. Like so HD PREMIERE! The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon by Richard Gale [nofollow].My bridge.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #947 on: December 29, 2010, 04:14:52 AM »
You forgot to kill me, not that you can, i'm unkillable (due to previously unstated reasons, which i won't state). Seeing my opportunity i steal the snipers rifle and shoot him in the head with it at point blank range then, I teleport myself into the same dimension as Chuck and Sergei and convince them both to join my team (I gave Chuck his own dimension to rule as God and Sergei recieved life times supply of vodka, 15 bottles (since we all know he won't live past the 15th bottle)) Then we kill Cooly and dig up Akalonor's body to kill him again and then put you in one grave and shoot a Chuck Fist into your grave causing it to implode on itself.

My bridge (Chuck has gone to his dimension and Sergei is on the 14th bottle)

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #948 on: December 29, 2010, 09:16:50 AM »
Seeing that Bad Company had to make a swift retreat (and by the way Bad Company had a little surprise for you, aimbots  ;D and infinite health hacks with invincible computers 50000000000000000000000000 miles into the Earths core) I call in Tank Dempsey, Nikolai Belinski, Takeo Masaki, and Edward Richtofen to kill all of you



                                                 Zomb Bridge
"AT missile is OP, Infantry is fine"

Sincerely, Tank

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #949 on: December 29, 2010, 02:06:06 PM »
I bring in Dimitri Petrenko and Victor Reznov

Sorry to say my friend, but they both die in Coh of Duty: Black Ops ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

So anything neos said it wrong.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #950 on: December 29, 2010, 06:13:21 PM »
MASON THEN BLOWS SEEMES HEAD OFF

MY BRIDGE

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #951 on: December 29, 2010, 11:17:44 PM »
I bring in Dimitri Petrenko and Victor Reznov

Sorry to say my friend, but they both die in Coh of Duty: Black Ops ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

So anything neos said it wrong.

I guess someone hasn't seen the Maverick code eh Seeme

How to Crack the Call of Duty Black Ops Code (1st on the internet)

Oh and neither of them die in WoW so it doesn't matter. They survived at least one game.

Anyway, I break into Mason's programing and tell him to kill Newbie, with a HEADSHOT, again as it seems.

My bridge

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #952 on: December 30, 2010, 08:19:05 AM »
Seeing that Bad Company had to make a swift retreat (and by the way Bad Company had a little surprise for you, aimbots  ;D and infinite health hacks with invincible computers 50000000000000000000000000 miles into the Earths core) I call in Tank Dempsey, Nikolai Belinski, Takeo Masaki, and Edward Richtofen to kill all of you



                                                 Zomb Bridge
You still haven't managed our classic, stereotypical, baddasses. Therefore its still zomb bridge. UNTIL Dempsey gets the Zeus Cannon and the Wunderwaffe  (which I hacked into Kino).

Let me guess, the counter to Dempsey is Chuck and is always Chuck. Therefore, prepare for a new weapon.......


                                 INSTA-KILLLLLLL.... (and something else)



                                              Dempsey Bridge!
"AT missile is OP, Infantry is fine"

Sincerely, Tank

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #953 on: December 31, 2010, 12:34:54 AM »
Umm okay Instakill it is, I hack your Instakill to make it work for my self and snipe Dempsey and then you with a Colt 1911.

My bridge

ZOMBIES FTW

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #954 on: December 31, 2010, 12:43:19 AM »
I grab the nuke that dropped and you all die whit the zombies (kaboom!) I than put the bridge under Sheogoraths care, and us oblivion players know what happens when you attack Sheogorath (you get teleported above a pit, and its scripted you die soo....)

My Bridge!
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Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #955 on: December 31, 2010, 06:26:49 AM »
Dr. Maxis and Samantha Maxis (who haunt the zomb maps) don't like seeing Dempsey's brain matter on the ground so Maxis uses his haunting power to switch the to round 1337, were a new zombie has appeared.....       ZOMB CHUCK thats right Zomb Chuck comes for Akalonor and the things that he brought in. Now I know what your thinking "Akalonor runs to the box and grabs a HK21 and blows Chucks head off and does some measure to protect the bridge", but Samantha take the box away and steals all of his money and teleports the box AND the bridge onto the North Korean side of the DMZ and you can guess what happens (Hint: Akalonor gets run over by some crappy T-54). When the smoke clears all we see is all the EF forum members dead but me  ;D. I then pick up the bodies and I let Zomb Chuck eat them. As my last protective measure I BUY the Bridge and I hire 3 guards (you can guess who they are) with a lifetime supply of UNHACKABLE and UNSTEALABLE Insta-Kills, Max Ammos, Nukes, and Fire Sales.



                                                I claim victory!   
                                                Ammo to the max ya!
"AT missile is OP, Infantry is fine"

Sincerely, Tank

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #956 on: December 31, 2010, 08:59:32 AM »
Dr. Maxis and Samantha Maxis (who haunt the zomb maps) don't like seeing Dempsey's brain matter on the ground so Maxis uses his haunting power to switch the to round 1337, were a new zombie has appeared.....       ZOMB CHUCK thats right Zomb Chuck comes for Akalonor and the things that he brought in. Now I know what your thinking "Akalonor runs to the box and grabs a HK21 and blows Chucks head off and does some measure to protect the bridge", but Samantha take the box away and steals all of his money and teleports the box AND the bridge onto the North Korean side of the DMZ and you can guess what happens (Hint: Akalonor gets run over by some crappy T-54). When the smoke clears all we see is all the EF forum members dead but me  ;D. I then pick up the bodies and I let Zomb Chuck eat them. As my last protective measure I BUY the Bridge and I hire 3 guards (you can guess who they are) with a lifetime supply of UNHACKABLE and UNSTEALABLE Insta-Kills, Max Ammos, Nukes, and Fire Sales.



                                                I claim victory!   
                                                Ammo to the max ya!

I slap Mr Defence and tell him to play fair (or correctly... meh) thus losing the respect of zomb chuck and the 3 guards who turn on him and then leave

My (BETRAYAL... Booted) Bridge



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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #957 on: December 31, 2010, 04:29:17 PM »
A admin Closes the Topic

And leaves it as

Raider's Bridge

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #958 on: December 31, 2010, 06:46:25 PM »
Aha, but those guards have no way back as they are from zombies so those guards (Nikolai Belinski, Takeo Masaki, and Edward Richtofen) still are my guards, AND Zomb Chuck can't get back and he's still eating all your dead corpses. Plus your all dead so I win.





                                                My bridge forever, your all dead  and My guards can pwnz you, and Zomb Chuck can Round-House Kick you.




                                           Its over I win FAIR AND SQUARE  ;D

(Admin, please lock topic, we came to a conclusion and the rest is spam)
"AT missile is OP, Infantry is fine"

Sincerely, Tank

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #959 on: January 02, 2011, 05:21:09 PM »
Spam it may be, but I use Monster Reborn to bring back my old SCAR troops (The relics of a forgotten bridge) And use them to restart the bridge by nuking everything in the universe. The bridge is reset to when it began.

SOOOOOO, I take the bridge with a 55 squads of Conscripts, 95 KV-1 and 5 IS-2.

My bridge