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« Reply #495 on: August 20, 2010, 11:05:55 PM »
Wait, isn't Toorstain still in my medic bunker?

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« Reply #496 on: August 20, 2010, 11:08:01 PM »
Hes forces aren't.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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« Reply #497 on: August 20, 2010, 11:09:59 PM »
Oh well,

Me and Akaloner will be getting ready with the Airborne Plans,

2x M22 Locusts and a Division of 'My old NATO 82nd Airborne with M16A4's, and Akalonor's forces will suffice.


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« Reply #498 on: August 20, 2010, 11:10:49 PM »
Sure, just don't screw up.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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« Reply #499 on: August 21, 2010, 05:19:07 AM »
See hypersniper, hes a good comrade ;) Am promoting him to The 2nd highest honer in the seeme empire, Leader Machs.
If you quit beating me around, I'd help.

And I've been playing Mafia - City of Lost Heaven for the past few days, sorry.
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« Reply #500 on: August 21, 2010, 05:21:20 AM »
You can be leader if getting my coffee every morning.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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« Reply #501 on: August 21, 2010, 05:24:04 AM »
Do you want me to go rogue on you? Get your own coffee you lazy pig.

Meanwhile, my zombie forces continue to build. They make a Bergetiger and begin resurrecting old Panzers, ready to support Seeme.

By the way, I'm making a new nation, it will be allied to Seeme's, maybe I could get more freedom and privacy in it. I call it...New Germany!

Also, I began building another army of nom-undead humans.
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« Reply #502 on: August 21, 2010, 05:56:56 AM »
Ok, so the only enemy left is Toorstain >:)

First things first, hes on his last leg. What I need is 2 Airborne divisions will be dropping 12 miles east of his key city, distracting his forces from the city itself, while we launch a surprise attack. We get regular Infantry to charge the city making the enemy face one side, then our mechanized division to Quickly circle the city so cut of supplys and not let the other divisions in again. Then we get our regular Infantry to circle the city and wait and get resupplied. While this is happening, I want our top commandos to sneak into the city and blow up major supply depots and dress up like the enemy to rise havoc and terror into them. We wait another few days to let them run out of supply's, then we attack the city with our inf and tanks and our mechanized divisions save there airborne.
(P.S, dont forget to get the bridge)

Neos, get our troops and generals ready and make sure this plan works out. Dismissed.

Yes sir.... It will be done. Im deploying special operations to surround the bunker Toorstain is in with the Wolf's Bite Rifles. Then i deploy a small detachment of T-100 Ogres to test out the new 200mm Tank Cannon i found stashed in Werwolfs department. Using the Airforce we take over the airspace in the city and eliminate all AAA. The rest of the army takes the area and hold down the front.

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« Reply #503 on: August 21, 2010, 06:04:43 AM »
Over behind the hills, there's the sound of music again, but this time it is the Imperial March, New Germany's national anthem.

Star Wars- The Imperial March (Darth Vader's Theme)

Marching behind it is an entire zombie army.

Artillery begins firing air burst shells, rocking the landscape.
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« Reply #504 on: August 21, 2010, 06:22:18 AM »




Meanwhile, troops from the 19. WaffenSeeme Gebirgs-Division "Die Schlümpfe", 6. WaffenSeeme (gepanzerte) Kavallerie-Division der SE "Gabrielle", 33. WaffenSeeme Panzer Div. "Seemekopf", Freiwillige Infanterie-Division der SE "Tausend Wölfe", 503. Seeme Guards Division, and 9. Seeme Guards Division wave goodbye to their families and depart for the front lines as hundreds of thousands of voices sing in chorus, with the pride of the Seemeland in their hearts:

Kameraden laßt uns singen
eine Melodie,
denn es soll ein Lied erklingen
auf die Infantrie.
Denn sie ist aller zeit
immer kampfbereit,
ob es donnert, blitzt oder kracht
-oder kracht.
Ihrem steten Kampf gelingen
ist dieses Lied erdacht.

Ohne Halt durch Sturm und Regen
mitten in der Nacht.
Ohne Halt dem Feind entgegen
was auch kommen mag.
Ob auch heiß der Tag,
ob auch kalt die Nacht,
ob auch fern die Heimat ist
-Heimat ist.
Stets kämpft auf allen Wegen
stolz der Infantrist.

Refrain:
Panzer und Flieger
schaffens nie allein,
können nie allein die Sieger
auf dem Schlachtfeld sein.
Können es nicht schaffen
ohne deinen Einsatz nie
-Einsatz nie!
König der Waffen-
Seeme Infantrie!


(Lied der Seemelander Infantrie)
« Last Edit: August 21, 2010, 08:23:00 AM by Werwolf »

Wunderwaffen Doctrine: What technology created for us, we drive it towards the enemy.

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« Reply #505 on: August 21, 2010, 06:36:36 AM »
Seeme's Auxilliary Corps in the New Deutches Wehrmacht Heer moves out from it's depot and to the front.
Moscow salute March
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« Reply #506 on: August 21, 2010, 01:34:56 PM »





Ze 101st Airborne 'See-the-Eagles' and the82nd Airborne 'All-for-Seeme'  are in place, moving towards destination.

*UNaminousily fascist nod*

Someone fill his city with Propaganda ;)
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #507 on: August 21, 2010, 04:51:10 PM »
Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa, am a fascist leader?

Also hypersniper, that was very stuiped of you. For the 5th highest pay in the Seeme empire, all you had to do is make coffee and give it to me. For this, your infantry will be the one the distracts the enemy and runs up to the Def line. ( I still wouldn't worry, we been air bombing them good.)

Also Neos find someone that could be leader of Propaganda and getting my coffee.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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« Reply #508 on: August 21, 2010, 05:51:36 PM »
I guess ic an do the coffee thing..... As for the Propaganda, Werwolf are you interested. A third department is always nice, more cash in the pocket.

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« Reply #509 on: August 21, 2010, 06:26:39 PM »
Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa, am a fascist leader?
Well, you ARE a military dictator wearing an HJ uniform...  :P But I think your ideology, as evidenced by your followers' political and historical leanings, is a mix of Communism, Fascism, and Undead Fetishism (LOL  ;D). I call it SEEMISM.  ;D ;D ;D

@Neosdark: Sure, why not...  :D

<bombards Toorstain's forces with "Surrender, Schweinehunde!!!" leaflets and zombie brain-goo>  ;)
« Last Edit: August 21, 2010, 06:34:06 PM by Werwolf »

Wunderwaffen Doctrine: What technology created for us, we drive it towards the enemy.