My Bridge!

[neosdark]

Neos is back from Summer Vacation!!!!!!! its time to blow up me some bridges.

I send in my well-rested forces comprising of 15 Divisions of Shock Guards (about 35,000 men), 2 Tank armies each comprised of 100 T-44s, and 250 T-34/85s, 30 IS-2s, and 500 Katuyshas. We eliminate anything on the bridge (ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!) and secure the place with bushes filled with Dynamite and Semtex. We also place some Arty in the background so u won't know what will hit you. And then we leave to go to the Bar (WE NEED OUR VODKA OR SOVIETS BECOME LIKE BENDER WITHOUT LIQUOR)

@Mr.Defence The Cakes a Lie ? Does somebody watch The Yu-gi-oh Abridged Series?

MY bridge FOOLS. Oh Seeme, where is the Kubel?

[Werwolf]

Neos is back from Summer Vacation!!!!!!! its time to blow up me some bridges.

I send in my well-rested forces comprising of 15 Divisions of Shock Guards (about 35,000 men), 2 Tank armies each comprised of 100 T-44s, and 250 T-34/85s, 30 IS-2s, and 500 Katuyshas. We eliminate anything on the bridge (ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!) and secure the place with bushes filled with Dynamite and Semtex. We also place some Arty in the background so u won't know what will hit you. And then we leave to go to the Bar (WE NEED OUR VODKA OR SOVIETS BECOME LIKE BENDER WITHOUT LIQUOR)

@Mr.Defence The Cakes a Lie ? Does somebody watch The Yu-gi-oh Abridged Series?

MY bridge FOOLS. Oh Seeme, where is the Kubel?

I still have it, I used it to escape from Mr. Defence's portal gun, along with the ultra heat-seeking missiles and a few Seeme tanks... <builds up army>

[Akalonor]

Seeme cant access the site so he cant save you. "The Cake is a lie" is from Portal. Anyway I find a nice little hill and claim it as my own ....My Hill!

[neosdark]

I drop Arty on your hill Akalonor and instantly wipe out what ever u were doing on that hill (i am paranoid ), and launch a preemptive strike on Werwolf's forces with my Spetznaz troops (armed with RPG-27s, AK-103s, AEK-971s, AN94s, and anything else they want) and Special Ops Tank Battalion (T-90s and BTRs), and disable the heat seeking Missles and the tanks. In the insanity i steal back my Kubel, and bring it home to make some modifications.

Still my bridge (for some strange raisin.......)

[Newbie.]

Then Sends in the 17th SS Panzergrenadier Division, the 1st SS Leibstraden, the 2nd SS Das Reich, the 3rd SS Tokenpoft, the 5th SS Wiking, the 12th SS Hitlerjugend, The Panzer-Lehr Division, the 1st Panzer-Division, the GroBsdeutschland Division, the 306th Volksgrenadier Division, The 4th Luftwaffe Field DIvision, the 16th Luftwaffe Field Division, and the 106th Kriegsmarine Field Division, Around 300,000 Men, armed with FG42s, MP44s, MP40s, G41s, Panzershreks, Flammenwerfer 35sm MG42s, Shotguns, and Panzers (Obv) To Reclaim the bridge. Although they suffer 299,999 Casultys to the high-tec Spec Ops And Spetznaz, they take the bridge.

My bridge!

[neosdark]

I send in my half drunk armada of 15 Divisions of Shock Guards (about 35,000 men), 2 Tank armies each comprised of 100 T-44s, and 250 T-34/85s, 30 IS-2s, and 500 Katuyshas.

They easily defeat whatever forces (1 person?) were left from your Army and we secure the place with MG bunkers and one mine. Then its back to the booze hall for more drunk partying.

My bottle covered bridge.....

[Newbie.]

Plan B:

the 3 Elite Sniper Squads who i teleported into the lake under the bridge (That i teleported aswell* Appear, each armed with a Scoped AEK-971, Picking off the MG gunners, and the mine, Before then planting TNT on the booze hall, leaving 2 Survivors (Both Officers to make it fair), then capturing the bridge, each in cover with Bipod'd AEK's with a ZF4 scope on them, Watching out for the next attack..

My Corpse covered bridge..

[neosdark]

We eliminate anything on the bridge (ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!) and secure the place with bushes filled with Dynamite and Semtex.

Remember that?? I sure do..... We blow up the bushes and kill the Sniper Squads. Then we quickly use my tricked out Kubel to locally reverse time and prevent the explosives you planted from detonating. My Booze Hall lives!!!!!!! and so do all the soldiers in it. We retreat to an unspecified location and send one Guard Squad to secure the Bridge.

Then we reform the Spetznaz squads in a second Booze Hall (location unknown) and equip it with AK-200s, AN-94s w/GP30s, T100 Ogres (as seen in Endwar), AEK 971s, BTRs, etc. 

My bridge........
Post Merge: August 12, 2010, 05:07:26 AMDid i finally kill everyone? YAY all your bridges are belong to me  But seriously were is everyone.

[Newbie.]

the 3 Elite Sniper Squads who i teleported into the lake under the bridge (That i teleported aswell)

Remenber that bit? LAKE

Well still, they went onto the bridge, so they blow up.

Plan C. Coming soon.

[Blackbishop]

Seeme!!! where are you??

[neosdark]

Seeme!!! where are you??

Seriously, were is Seeme i want to say hallo to my comrade

[Newbie.]

topic.. must not.. die..

[Seeme]

MUhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha.

Seeme has returned from somewhere he was trap{the internet} and will now go back with hes friend, neos.

Ok what really happen was that when the site went down that day it was still down for me meaning I wouldnt connect to it also so no Seeme. Whats worst is that didn't get me able to play the game cause I cant connect to the website. Once then I was forced to play world of tanks but nvm, Newbie is about to die...

Ill think later, got things to do...

[Werwolf]

"That is not dead which can eternal lie.

And with strange aeons even death may die."

While everyone is preoccupied, I grab a Necronomicon and chant "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" to summon Cthulhu!

Cthulhu and his hellish spawn obliterate all troops, traps, and equipment on the bridge---Neosdark's few remaining Spetsnaz troops in the beer-hall are driven mad by fear and start slaughtering each other. Soon all that remains are lots blood and gristle being picked apart by eternally-damned souls. 

"Then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom."

My hell-bridge!

[Seeme]

Wouldn't that kill you too?