My Bridge!

[Ltevanlee]

A Heavy come walking up the bridge starts killing the crap out of everything while yelling "Why do they send baabies to fight me".











THEN A spy comes to your bases and puts sappers on every building.



                      My (There is a spy sappin' my base) Bridge

[HyperSniper999]

Too bad my zombies have no base.

Still my bridge.

[Seeme]

Whats a heavy?

And if hes a man, he gets ran over with a flying kubelwagon with a radio( well, more like crrashed off a cliff).

[Newbie.]

The Heavy cannot stand for this!

He'd eat his Sandvich. And the Spy would sabotargue it, while the Medic übercharges it.

TeamFortress 2 ftw.

Still Rommels bridge.

[Seeme]

Stuiped heavy...

[Akalonor]

I clami the bridge as mine when no ones looking and guard it with Plastic Army Men , Go Sarge !

[Newbie.]

just plain surronds the bridge with Plastic balls, behinde them Leshy the Woodlark. I then place a few Lycanthrope behinde it, and a horde of Kraken in the sea.

SURRENDA NOAW.

[Werwolf]

...Arrives fresh and tanned from a much-needed vacation with my wife  , sees Newbie's recent additions to the bridge and promptly calls in a special unit:

PAUL THE OCTOPUS!!! 

Paul declares my new ownership of the bridge, and Newbie is escorted away by Waffen-Grenadiers and the new 1.21 Beta Jagdtiger. The assorted creatures that Newbie left behind are now part of my macabre petting-zoo-cum-military-garrison. As for the heavy, he was fed to the Lycans.

My bridge. My zoo.  My ultra heat-seeking missiles. My sharks. My zombies. My shiny new multi-functional Kübelwagen (with radio). 

<plays with plastic balls and plastic army men>

[Blackbishop]

lol... that was good Werwolf !!!

[Dominic 'Dragon' Cassidy]

My new forum membergroup icons!!

[Blackbishop]

My new forum membergroup icons!!

!!! That's Impossible !!! Dragon took the bridge with his gang of new membergroup icons !!! Looks cool !!!

[Ltevanlee]

I get 20 more heavys to charge the bridge and mow down the zombies while cloaked spies start backstabing them and then 2 engineers set up a minibase.




              My Bridge 
Post Merge: August 08, 2010, 07:55:08 AM

Whats a heavy?

And if hes a man, he gets ran over with a flying kubelwagon with a radio( well, more like crrashed off a cliff).

http://www.teamfortress.com/heavy.htm

[Werwolf]

...Unfortunately, Mr Defence and his defenses forgot about Paul the Octopus, the bestiary/zoo full of Newbie's ex-creatures, and bypassed the garrison full of my troops and panzers (including the now-1.22 Beta Jagdtiger!). 

Hence,

Mr Defence gets carded out by the displeased cephalopod, and his troops and defenses are neutralized. The Lycans and sharks sure love 'em heavies.     

[Ltevanlee]

NNOOOOO!!!!!!!







Plan B: somehow get out of this "Paul" I get out my portal gun and and shoot one of the portals in front of the octopus shoot the other into the lake near by, and swing whatever octopuses eat in front of portal No 1. and Paul jumps for the bait. Paul somehow cannot swim so he drowns (poor Paul *sob lololol NOT) Now for the jagdtiger I get a bunch of Soldiers with the Direct Hit to blow it up, now for your troops, my heavys which have been eaten I, got new sandviches and medics to support them charge once more killing the garrison full of troops, the panzers are blown up by soldiers, and the zoo is, well I teleported that to a nuke testing site and well, BBOOOMM, no more zoo.






                     (The Cake is a Lie!)

[Newbie.]

NNOOOOO!!!!!!!









Plan B: somehow get out of this "Paul" I get out my portal gun and and shoot one of the portals in front of the octopus shoot the other into the lake near by, and swing whatever octopuses eat in front of portal No 1. and Paul jumps for the bait. Paul somehow cannot swim so he drowns (poor Paul *sob lololol NOT) Now for the jagdtiger I get a bunch of Soldiers with the Direct Hit to blow it up, now for your troops, my heavys which have been eaten I, got new sandviches and medics to support them charge once more killing the garrison full of troops, the panzers are blown up by soldiers, and the zoo is, well I teleported that to a nuke testing site and well, BBOOOMM, no more zoo.






                     (The Cake is a Lie!)

Zaps Mr. Defence away with the Blue Gravity gun, I take the bridge with a Freeman Army armed with SMG1's.

My bridge.