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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #255 on: June 22, 2010, 01:52:06 PM »
Didnt canielwizards have bombs on the bridge? WHich blows up your guys?

Not your bridge!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #256 on: June 22, 2010, 09:35:42 PM »
Quits the PanzerElite, and switches to Soviets, deploying 3 Kats, a ML20, 5 mortars, and many arty-spotting officers to the bridge, firing Arty on it. This Destroys any explosives, and then storms the bridge with T34/76 spam.

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« Reply #257 on: June 25, 2010, 03:45:18 AM »
The explosives were already destoryed and there nothing there but rubble thanks to you >:(

Oh, so no one dares to take the bridge?

I WIN AT TAKEING THE BRIGDE ;D
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #258 on: June 25, 2010, 05:38:53 PM »
Uses a sniper ace to shoot and kill seeme while he is parading on the bridge.
My bridge :P

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #259 on: June 25, 2010, 10:18:18 PM »
I bring in my Motocycle Ace ( Thanks Seeme :D ) who hunts down your Sniper Ace and kills him. Then he departs, drops me off, and i send the command for my Ingenery to build up a defensive field of Tank traps, MG Bunkers, Arty Emplacements, mines, and ZiS-2 intersperced between them. Then we call for reinforcements in the form of a IS-2 platoon, with 25 IS-2, 10 T-34/85s and 10 KV-1s (which i would love to see as a SU replacement) and i leave the battlefield in a truck filled with the Ingenery and return to Moscow.

My bridge (thanks again Seeme, Rest In Pieces my friend )


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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #260 on: June 27, 2010, 07:47:45 AM »
I still do OWN the bridge so I sue everyone that has took it from me.





                                Just give up, its MY BRIDGE
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #261 on: June 27, 2010, 04:49:36 PM »
AM not dead people! Am lieing on the floor rolling around like in the game! Hurry! Build a medic tent to save me!


And if am going to die, I have some last words for neos-


"Kill Mr-Def, I rigged his will to give to me, which will then go to you."
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #262 on: June 27, 2010, 09:54:42 PM »
I build a medic tent, Seeme... but you can't come back until 5 more persons get killed. ;D

A good commander shouldn't walk around on the bridge getting shot. he should hide and control his army from his computer. Or her...

And I hire a super-lawyer who can pwn Mr defence and make it so that everyone can take the bridge. Not that we cared... We have guns, after all.

I send an epic, huge army of tanks, infantry, planes and boats to fight neosdark's army. Everything starts to lagg and neosdark's computer crashes. I take the bridge and build a tunnel-network all around it with MGs and AT guns hidden in underground bunkers.

If anyone even gets close, I call inn an airstrike without harming my soldiers in the tunnels. ;D

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #263 on: June 28, 2010, 02:36:29 AM »
Lord Morgoths Balrogs invade the tunnels and kill the radio operator (no more airstriks :D) He than launches an all out invasion on everyone , massacreing you all.
Your all dead so its My Bridge!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #264 on: June 28, 2010, 09:34:50 AM »
Starting Coh Cheatmod, choosing panzerelite, and spam-spawning Wirbelwind Flakpanzers, Panthers, Jagdpanthers, Hetzers, Panzer IVF's, Miortar Halftracks, Fallschrimjager, Hummels and Hs-129 Runs on the bridge, destroying all!

My (COH: CHEATMOD:) Bridge

Ok. Realistic version;

Cuts off all supplys lines to the bridge with PanzerGRens, then lauchs Hs-129's to finnish all.

[My Bridge, again!]

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #265 on: June 28, 2010, 09:55:43 PM »
No , your dead and your soul belongs to lord Morgoth ,
Lord Morgoths bridge and Newbie Thrall!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #266 on: June 29, 2010, 12:31:49 AM »
Morgoth got killed by the valars, don't you remember?

And if he keeps attacking the darn bridge, they will beat him up again... and again and again and again... And then kill him...Period.  >:(

And most of my men are still hiding safely in the tunnels, except the radio operators (damn Balrogs!). And they have placed explosives under the ground of the entire bridge and its surroundings.  ;D

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #267 on: June 29, 2010, 01:35:37 AM »
There must be 5 people dead by now, Am back!

Thanks for the help Toorstain, but am going back to neosdark.

He has my kubelwagon.
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #268 on: June 29, 2010, 03:37:26 PM »
Yeah, Seeme, but remember that you are no longer a super-commando. :(

You respawned as a petty rifleman, and not the one who has a BAR or a radio, just a regular one. Thats war...

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #269 on: June 29, 2010, 04:01:30 PM »
 :'(  AM gunna have to kill only 6 people to get 3 vet.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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