Company of Heroes: Eastern Front

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #195 on: June 18, 2010, 10:07:59 PM »
drops in a 6 man commando unit on the bridge, with thye commando's...


COMMANDO: C. NORRIS
ARMED WITH: STEN SMG

COMMANDO: B. LEE
ARMED WITH: STG44

COMMANDO: J. CHAN
ARMED WITH: PPSh-41

COMMANDO: V. JONES]
ARMED WITH: G43

COMMANDO: M. CORLEONE
ARMED WITH: M1 THOMPSON

COMMANDO: M. "CROCODILE' DUNDEE.
ARMED WITH: Flammenwerfer 35

everyone see's this commando squad, and runs away.

MY BRIDGE!

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #196 on: June 18, 2010, 11:10:57 PM »
SNIPER: Dwight K. Schrute
ARMED WITH : Scoped Springfield
SNIPER: Jim Halpert
ARMED WITH : Scoped Stapler (BEWARE!!)
SNIPER: Toby Flenderson
ARMED WITH : Scoped G43
SNIPER: Ryan the Temp
Armed With : Scoped G43
These snipers kill everyone and their Units
MY bridge!!!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #197 on: June 18, 2010, 11:18:56 PM »
TANK: MAUS
ARMED WITH: 128MM GUN

TANK: MAUS
ARMED WITH: 128MM GUN

TANK: KING TIGER
ARMED WITH: 88MM GUN.

TANK: TIGER
ARMED WITH: 88MM GUN

THING (?): JAPANESE O-I
ARMED WITH: SUMFING BIG.

your bridge till my things have the speed to get there.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #198 on: June 18, 2010, 11:25:40 PM »
If you noticethe sniper Jim Halpert has a staple gun which can disable the tanks engine and treads ....Still my bridge!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #199 on: June 18, 2010, 11:29:54 PM »
Airdrops a few goalkeepers, bye bye snipers.
After that, I airdrop a few Merkava mark 4 tanks with the trophy system installed.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #200 on: June 18, 2010, 11:44:00 PM »
Airdrops a M1A1 Armbas and a Challenger 2 ( the 2 best MBT's in the world) abd destroys the Irsraeli Tanks.

To counter goalkeepers, drops some Butterfly bombs.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #201 on: June 18, 2010, 11:55:11 PM »
The M1A1 runs out of gas , rendering it useless , I shoot the Challengers with Panzerfausts (the New ones :D ) the crazy activity here opens a rift in the world , allowing me to call in the Enterprise!
My Starship bridge Captain!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #202 on: June 18, 2010, 11:56:33 PM »
The Abrahams tank and Challenger 2 might be the best tanks according to statistics, but than again, they never fought each other, or the leopard, or the Merkava. From what I've read on the subject, the Merkava kicks ass. Main advantage, the Merkava has a better chance of fighting on after a direct shot at the hull (from the front) because the engine is mounted in the front. Engine destroyed = stationary defensive turret.
Also, my goalkeepers are anti air/ground defense weapons, so your butterfly bombs (or the planes that carry them) are utterly destroyed before they hit the ground.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goalkeeper_CIWS
(I know that wikipedia is a bad source)

My goalkeepers also down your enterprise

Still my bridge

p.s.:
Also, I'd like to see two evenly sized armies (regulars, no elite/spec ops blabla units) of Israel and the USA slug it out and see who wins, my bet would be on the Israeli's due to more combat experience

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #203 on: June 19, 2010, 12:55:33 AM »
The Enterprise has a hull and shield strength of immesurable power , nothing short of a Klingon Armada could stop it , yet the Federation is currently at peace with the Klingons.
My Bridge!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #204 on: June 19, 2010, 01:38:43 AM »
Ill just put everyone of their misery.  ;D

I call a 6 man SOG squad led by Reznov (from WaW and he is also in Black Ops on the SOG side) armed with a M202 "Grim Reaper, MP5 prototypes, AT-4 (bassicly a Panzerfaust on roids), Stingers, CAR-15s, and the ability to camo, steal any vehicle they get within 15 feet of, and use a Mr.T v2.0 Space Rift to destroy any particular thing they want (since he is still in space screaming "I pity the FOOL!!!!" and i don't remmeber anyone killing him).

SOOOO, i use the Space Rift to kill all Star Trek References (not a big Treky anyway, always liked Star Wars more) and the SOG to destroy all the tanks on the ground using their AT-4s and tank stealing.

My Bridge

P.S.- @Tico: While Israel has more combat exp. the Americans have better planes (matter of fact most of Israel's planes are from America, and as Israel itself learned long ago Air Superiority wins a conventional war), they would win in the air, thus win on land. Plus if Israel brings out the SAMs, America brings out the Stealth Bombers and Wild Weseals.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #205 on: June 19, 2010, 01:42:17 AM »
Neos, that's why I said: Armies of equal size and no uber/special/elite units, I count stealthbombers to be such units and I've never heard of Wild Weseals.
Anyway, off topic.

On Topic:
I fly in Armin van Buuren and Ferry Corsten and have them play music to which everyone who is still alive starts partying.

My (rave party) bridge

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #206 on: June 19, 2010, 02:15:52 AM »
Commado: Seeme
Arm: pistol


Lets see who wins! Whos that? Me! HAHAHA! Thats why I call me seeme!
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #207 on: June 19, 2010, 02:41:56 AM »
Star trek is superior to Star Wars , the shield strength of the Enterprise could withstand even the Death star Superlaser :P
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #208 on: June 19, 2010, 03:45:32 AM »
Time to get serious i see. My turn to kick ass:

KCH:Neosdark

Weapons: STG44, Walther P08, a triple barrel Panzerfaust (I love my imagination) and the ability to smack anyone on the battlefield at any place and time.

I sneak up behind Seeme and smack him across the face forcing him to retreat in tears (RUN COWARDS!!!!), then i procede to shoot Armin van Buuren and Ferry Corsten in the faces to shut up that music and then I kill everything on the bridge except my SOG guys.

My (bloody and tear covered bridge)

PS @Akalonor:
Star trek is superior to Star Wars , the shield strength of the Enterprise could withstand even the Death star Superlaser :P

Hahahahahaha hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ha, oh your serious, Yeah no that ain't happening. The Death Star can destroy anything it feels like destroying. That includes a ship about .000000000005 its size weight and density.

P.S.S @ Tico http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_Weasel, I can't spell as you understand.

Now then back to the arguement, even without Stealth Bombers, the U.S.'s standard Air Force Fighter is the F.22 Raptor and that thing is stealthy and beats anything the Israeli's have, so yea...... America (i hate saying this) still wins.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #209 on: June 19, 2010, 05:28:50 AM »
That hurt :'(
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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