Company of Heroes: Eastern Front

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #165 on: June 14, 2010, 02:55:27 PM »
No, he was just hiding in the closet. Wait?! How could that happen? MY closet? No! Your closet! Hes on to me!
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #166 on: June 14, 2010, 05:17:49 PM »
since everybody has gone mental and the sturmsoldaten are busy drinking schnaps, my two tommy recon squads have no problem taking the bridge. Then they dig two trenches and build a mortar pit. Oh, and i task the MI 6 with the assasination of Dr. Mengele (the old nazi bastard)
My bridge
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« Reply #167 on: June 14, 2010, 10:15:34 PM »
I order a massive bombardment of fire-oriented weapons, fom incendiary grenades to firestorms. The British are fried in their little holes.

Axis bridge again!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #168 on: June 15, 2010, 03:40:34 AM »
I do something.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #169 on: June 15, 2010, 03:54:14 AM »
I call seeme a simple Comissar and take the bridge , My Bridge!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #170 on: June 15, 2010, 03:56:12 AM »
Cool. I though I was still a guard.
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #171 on: June 15, 2010, 04:03:53 AM »
I do whatever is neccesary to beat Seeme and then secure the bridge with tons of arty (behind the main lines of course) and a brigade of IS-2 and a division of Shock Guards. Then i use Ingeneery to make my patented anti-everything defensive fields with mines, MGs, AT-guns, and AA-guns.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #172 on: June 15, 2010, 05:51:41 PM »
I send Mr. Bond to take the bridge.

Guess what...
My Bridge!

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« Reply #173 on: June 15, 2010, 06:13:23 PM »
I do whatever is neccesary to beat Seeme

Yes, I am hard to beat.
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #174 on: June 15, 2010, 07:21:00 PM »
I send Mr. Bond to take the bridge.

Guess what...
My Bridge!
No its Mr.Bonds Bridge 
so I take the Bridge from Mr. Bond and give it to Morgoth :D
Morgoths evil bridge!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #175 on: June 16, 2010, 02:03:48 AM »
I quit!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #176 on: June 16, 2010, 02:44:42 AM »
You all must bow down before the Evil lord Morgoth!

Still morgoths bridge (which is defended by his army of dark creatures ranging from Dragons , to wolves , to orcs , to Balrogs :D , and he is guarded by Ungoliant ,  Gothmog (AKA the Balrog of Moria)/Lungorthin, and Ancalagon (the Lord of Dragons)
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #177 on: June 16, 2010, 03:08:51 AM »
I bring in Yami Yugi who banishes the Morgoth guy and his little minions to the Shadow Realm and gives me the bridge. Then i bring in SGT. Reznov (unkillable just like in CoD) to reinforce my bridge.


MY (Soviet) Bridge

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #178 on: June 16, 2010, 04:03:26 AM »
I bring in Yami Yugi who banishes the Morgoth guy and his little minions to the Shadow Realm and gives me the bridge. Then i bring in SGT. Reznov (unkillable just like in CoD) to reinforce my bridge.


MY (Soviet) Bridge

Nothing the overwhelming odds of SS could stop alone. Only one man versus hundreds, no duh he'll die.


And we will beat him and slowly saw his throat open as revenge for the evil practices he encouraged upon our brave German soldiers!

Das bridge ist mein!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #179 on: June 16, 2010, 05:09:14 AM »
Umm i don't know what Call of Duty you were playing but Reznov is invulnerable.

Anywayyyy i bring in the NKVD Commanded 251st Seperate Rifles Division (my great-grandpas Division where he served as a Sapper Commisar in the Sapper squad of his division) They quickly wipe the floor with your remaining SS troops then send the survivors to the Kubinka Tank testing grounds to use as practice targets.

My (Grandfather's) Bridge