Company of Heroes: Eastern Front

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #975 on: January 10, 2011, 01:40:07 AM »
... because Red Banner Strlky are being discussed if they should run with Banners are now disabled and lose their battle effiency. So I push forward with my army of HM listeners!


ONLY HEAVY METAL CAN DOMINATE THE BRIDGE! AND NOTHING CAN DOMINATE HEAVY METAL!!!





... oh, I forgot... my bridge :)

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #976 on: January 10, 2011, 01:43:56 AM »
... because Red Banner Strlky are being discussed if they should run with Banners are now disabled and lose their battle effiency. So I push forward with my army of HM listeners!


ONLY HEAVY METAL CAN DOMINATE THE BRIDGE! AND NOTHING CAN DOMINATE HEAVY METAL!!!





... oh, I forgot... my bridge :)

A nice one!  ;D
But with strelkys not being disabled, the bridge is still mine!

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #977 on: January 10, 2011, 01:45:38 AM »
:)
as I said nothing can dominate Heavy Metal, so your Strelky - disabled or not - can't stand against my army!

I guess that solves all problems.
:)

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #978 on: January 10, 2011, 01:54:02 AM »
:)
as I said nothing can dominate Heavy Metal, so your Strelky - disabled or not - can't stand against my army!

I guess that solves all problems.
:)

No matter how heavy is your metal   ::) , the upped strelky withstand it and reply with the led rain, that brings your metal down.  ;D

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #979 on: January 10, 2011, 02:04:07 AM »
Hahaha I got you!
Lead is metal - you've just increased my Metal Power!

BTW, this game is like 6-year old children quarell. Anyway I like it :)

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #980 on: January 10, 2011, 02:05:19 AM »
Super nuclear sub-atomic nano goliath that can destroy anything (patent pending) sneaks in an blows bridge up, before transporting the pieces to another dimension in a reconstructing it in a form yet unknown to man...

My obtuse banana!

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #981 on: January 10, 2011, 02:11:28 AM »
OK, the banana is yours, but with my launch detecting and rocket destroying system (not even introduced in the "west"), I still dominate The Bridge!

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #982 on: January 10, 2011, 04:44:47 AM »
I shot down the RA3, you were obviously playing, started CoH EF, and spammed the bridge with my dedicated upped Red Banner strelkys.
My bridge!

Never actually played RA3. Anyway i move into the area with my elite Alpha troops and completely wreck the rocket detection system. Then we launch a multi-dimensional ICBM that lands in the same dimension as Burro's banana and blows it up. I go home and open a portal to another dimension and I proceed to work on my new Ost concept (half-year in the making :) ) Then i call in the Vitez brigade to guard the bridge and the remains of Burro's banana.

My Bridge and Banana

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #983 on: January 10, 2011, 04:50:22 AM »
Never actually played RA3.

Good. It was awful.

The Bridge and Banana being in the same place at the same time causes a paradox in the space time continuum, tearing the Universe apart. Everything that there ever was ceases to exist...

Except a bridge... my bridge.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #984 on: January 10, 2011, 07:04:43 AM »
I go back in time and prevent the bridge from ever being built! Now I am the only person who knows about the bridge that could have been!

My (Hypothetical) bridge!

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #985 on: January 10, 2011, 08:14:12 AM »
Never actually played RA3.

Good. It was awful.

Yuri's revenge always was and always will be better.

That said I use Einsteins time travel device from Yuri's revenge go back in time and prevent you from preventing the bridge from being built :S, I then garrison it with Apocalypse tanks, tesla tanks, Desolators AND Boris.

Added Note: My (Command and conquer) Bridge



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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #986 on: January 11, 2011, 01:18:23 AM »
Never actually played RA3.

Good. It was awful.

Yuri's revenge always was and always will be better.

That said I use Einsteins time travel device from Yuri's revenge go back in time and prevent you from preventing the bridge from being built :S, I then garrison it with Apocalypse tanks, tesla tanks, Desolators AND Boris.

Added Note: My (Command and conquer) Bridge

Oh the lolz, you are just giving the bridge to me. My name is Boris in RL, and i have just taken your bridge. I use the prototype Fat Man rifle i keep in my backpack to destroy everything around me, that isn't me of course :D

I quickly call in my Vitez CT troops to fortify the bridge again

My bridge (Fallout FTW!!!!)

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #987 on: January 11, 2011, 02:07:44 AM »
Then yo get gang raped by Feral Ghouls (No Ghoul mask for you!) since you ran out of Mini-nukes.
I than use a gatling laser to kill all the ghouls and take the bridge, placing it at the entrance to Vault 87 ( which has +3000rads a second, with you only being able to withstand 1000 rads total. Also, the nridge is guarded by an army of supermutants & Supermutant behemoths.  So No ones bridge!

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #988 on: January 11, 2011, 04:24:30 AM »
Hmmm, what should i do?????

OH WAIT I'LL SOLVE THIS PROBLEM LIKE A SOLVE EVERY OTHER PROBLEM IN MY LIFE. BY NUKING EVERYTHING IN A 500 YARD RADIUS. AND I'M STARTING WITH YOU BINKYBOY.

As usual I pull a couple of thousand nukes from out of my secret underground B!@#$%^&%^*0!@# and use them to destroy all the mutants, by mutating them to the point where they can no longer survive on Earth. Then I raid Vault 87 with my Spetznaz troops in HAZmats. We capture and execute everyone. Then we take the bridge and secure it for the trillionth time.

My irradiated bridge

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #989 on: January 12, 2011, 06:42:53 PM »
In then Infiltrate the noob GLA Troopers who Kill everything without reading your post.

My Bridge!