My Bridge!

[IJoe]

Spam it may be, but I use Monster Reborn to bring back my old SCAR troops (The relics of a forgotten bridge) And use them to restart the bridge by nuking everything in the universe. The bridge is reset to when it began.

SOOOOOO, I take the bridge with a 55 squads of Conscripts, 95 KV-1 and 5 IS-2.

My bridge

Sorry, but all you've got, is 5 squads of conscripts (out of 95), since there's a limit on 'em.

[neosdark]

Well since we went back to the beggining we also went back to patch 1.0, unlimited conscripts

[Walentin 'Walki' L.]

I call in the V1 rocket rain and destroy everything except the bridge!

My Bridge!

[Ltevanlee]

So wait so I won the first round? 
Post Merge: January 02, 2011, 07:25:21 PMIf I have won the first round, I call back Zomb Chuck, and the 3 guards leaving them for latter use, BUT I use the teleporter to teleport to the 1.30 and Otheer update. It's so unbalanced that my 5 Uber Tigers run your conscripts over. Then, I MG-34 spam the bridge leaving arty as your only option, but I hire Al-Qaeda Executioners to hold citizens from all your countries hostage (expect the US, my country ).




                                    My Al-Qaeda Bridge (no offence intended)

[neosdark]

I'm also American (born in NYC ), Mr.Defence, and my parents came from Soviet Ukraine so I don't really care about my own people (SACRIFICE FTW). I drop a nuke on the bridge destroing Al-Qaeda and killing Osama. I collect the bounty for his death and refit my army with Leopard II tanks, T-100 Ogre tanks and AN94s w/Akaban noob tubes.

We get a Chucksorsist to put the Zomb Chuck back to peace, through a Roundhouse Kick Ceremony (More like a Contest). Then we take the bridge and fortify it.

MY BRIDGE.

[Ltevanlee]

I open the cheat mod and delete all your units and Ranger spam the bridge.







                                                            1000 Ranger Bridge!

[Seeme]

Then the internet is down, and I am the only one who has the Bridge Map File.

My Bridge!

[Blackbishop]

I go to Seeme's house disguised as Police Officer and confiscate his PC alleging he was using pirate software. My bridge.

[Seeme]

 

I then sue Black Bishop for stealing my computer, since he was a fake police(I saw you take off your uniform ).

I get my computer back, my bridge!

[Blackbishop]

 

I then sue Black Bishop for stealing my computer, since he was a fake police(I saw you take off your uniform ).

I get my computer back, my bridge!

lol xD!

[Ltevanlee]

I just use the cheat mod to delete your units, and I commando spam it.





                                                          Cheat Bridge!

[Seeme]

Since Mr.Defense didn't look very well, Am the only of who had the bridge file so he puts of his units on the map Leningrad. Then, my Brother MeSee makes 30 Goliaths, destroying the bridge whenever you try to cross it.
Noob Tactics!

My Bridge

[Ltevanlee]

Since Mr.Defense didn't look very well, Am the only of who had the bridge file so he puts of his units on the map Leningrad. Then, my Brother MeSee makes 30 Goliaths, destroying the bridge whenever you try to cross it.
Noob Tactics!

My Bridge

But the commando and ranger spam always works Hitler loses it about the balance in CoH. So I download the file from Seemes computer and install the bridge. I catch Seeme on mp setting up a game for the map "Bridge" and with cheat mod, I pio spam his HQ so much his Computer freezes forever. (Now I have to pwnz that n00by brother of his  nvm ill get Hitlers scherk spam to pwnz him, although he might get pwnzed himself)



                    "While the british drive their big buses to the fuel!!!!!"

[neosdark]

I wise man once told me all problems can be solved by kicking........
SO, i just nuke the battlefield, again . All things within 25 miles die from radiation poisoning.

I send in my armada of SCAR Battalions (millions of Spetz-Guards and 10k T-90s and Leopard 2 tanks) to take the bridge (Thank god for Haz-mat suits)

My bridge. I just wonder where i keep getting these nukes from

[IJoe]

I shot down the RA3, you were obviously playing, started CoH EF, and spammed the bridge with my dedicated upped Red Banner strelkys.
My bridge!