My Bridge!

[neosdark]

I bring in a battalion of my finest Spetznaz armed with Fat Man rifles and destroy all Star Wars references within the same galaxy. Then we destroy all the sugar plantation in the world, NOW YOU ALL HAVE TO USE CINNAMON MWAHAHAHA.

My bridge, no sugar for your tea.

[Ltevanlee]

I, after months of planning call in a weapon that you can't bring down.


The B-Company, Marlow, Haggard, Sweetwater, and Sarge.

Haggard wants to bring down the bridge
Sarge yells at him and finds a sign that says "Newbie"
Haggard tells him to relax
Haggard argues with Sweetwater over to blow up the bridge or not
Haggard puts the C4 down anyways 
neosdark's Spetanaz battalion tries to storm the bridge
Haggard gets his M95 out
Sarges tells him "to put that goddamn thing away!"
A random Tuk-Tuk flies across the bridge from the vietnam expansion with gold in it
Haggard snipes the driver
Haggard tries to get the dead guy out of the drivers seat but neosdark steals the truck
Marlow grabs the C4 detonator and presses the button
C4 turns out to be a dud
The Tuk-Tuk runs out of gas
Sarge calls in air support and marks their position and the enemys
A C-130 drops a box instead
Marlow opens it and calls Sarge over
Sarge reads it and it says F*** you
Haggard see the Tuk-Tuk, out of gas and runs, under enemy fire, shoves neosdark out of the drivers seat, and pushes the Tuk-Tuk to the squads hummve
Haggard than starts to put the gold in the squads hummve.
Sarge goes up to Haggard and demands an explanantion for the "wise a** moves"
Haggard says that the gold belongs to him and only him and gets in the hummve.
The Spetanaz start a push for the other bank
Sweetwater tells Sarge of this and the squad gets in the hummve
Sarge, who has become impatient, runs over the Spetanaz and Marlow, who had put down new C4 after the old ones had failed the explode, blows up the bridge

Marlow mows down the remaining Spetanaz and B-Company goes back to base


                                     No ones bridge.
(Haggard): "Hey Sweets, don't ya want to play them cards with umm' a Newbie"

[Newbie.]

Mr Defence took the WRONG Bridge.

I take the RIGHT Bridge.

My Bridge!

[Seeme]

You took the wrong Bridge too, you have to take the left bridge

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

Haha you're all wrong, I played thimblerig with the bridges so neither the left, nor the middle, nor the right bridge is the RIGHT one. I surreptitious deleted all bridges in WB so all of you cowards have to search my secret new bridge that I placed somewhere in FOW 

[neosdark]

I just build a new bridge, screw playing hide and seek. Then i bring in a platoon of Vitez MVD troops armed with AK200s and Heartbeat sensors to find Maxi and his bridge, blow them both up. Then we go home to vodka farm, completely abandoning the engineers to their fate. Who cares about them, we have VODKA.

Someones bridge???

[Max 'DonXavi' von B.]

I'm not dead yet so still my bridge^^

[Akalonor]

I send you many death threats until your terrified and have to be put in a mental hospital,
My Bridge

[neosdark]

I find a pickaxe and run it through Akalonor's head. The Vitez guys fortify the bridge, while my command vehicle retreats to SPACE!!! (the codename for my secret vo........ I shouldn't tell you guys, you will find it)

My bridge

[Ltevanlee]

Bad company finds the right bridge and kills you all.





                                          Bad companys bridge!

[Newbie.]

The A-team Paradrops from a Flying M1A1 SEP3 Abrams onto the Bad Company, and takes the bridge!

A-team Bridge!

[Seeme]

My B-Team beats the crap out of your A team....

My Bridge!

[Akalonor]

My C commander kills everything......you know why? Cause the Leader is Chuck Norris!
My Chuck Norris Bridge!

[Ltevanlee]

Chuck, (who has been used in about 500 different times and ways in "My Bridge") can't stand a chance against the new and improved B-Company Now with a M1A2 Abrams.




                                                  No beats Haggard
                                                   (Haggard's Bridge!)

[Akalonor]

False!
Dwight Schrute will beat haggard, and he does with advanced logic. He than Gives it to me out of Pity and returns to the Office. While I defend it with Nature!
My Bridge!