Company of Heroes: Eastern Front

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Offline Blackbishop

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #900 on: December 19, 2010, 05:51:52 PM »
hahaha!!! ;D
Nice move @walki1 ;D!
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #901 on: December 20, 2010, 12:35:57 AM »
Then it rains destroying the army of paper tanks. I proceed to lock down the bridge with barbed wire tank traps and mg and mortars.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #902 on: December 20, 2010, 01:39:43 AM »
I arty your troops and defend it with an SS company, My bridge!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #903 on: December 20, 2010, 04:50:37 AM »
I brainwash a Battalion of sturmov ingenery and send them in to burn out your SS company. I lose many men but take the bridge. My bridge!

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #904 on: December 20, 2010, 12:43:01 PM »
Can I buy stock, 40% of the Shares.

My 40% of the Bridge!
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #905 on: December 20, 2010, 02:01:01 PM »
Global economic crisis occurs causing alot of economical stuff to happen resulting in the bridge becoming worthless and you losing your shares

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #906 on: December 20, 2010, 05:12:19 PM »
I buy the bridge with $1, my bridge.
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #907 on: December 20, 2010, 05:23:31 PM »
I, as a top manager, take a huge credit from the state and hire pros to build a bridge, than crisis comes in, my company goes bankrupt, however I receive a "golden parachute" (loads o' moneys  ;D) and don't really care about your bridge.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #908 on: December 20, 2010, 07:34:49 PM »
The Bridge becomes Communist and I as the Leader, take the bridge in name of the government.I then defend it with posters  promoting Communism.
My Communist bridge!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #909 on: December 20, 2010, 07:47:31 PM »
I wait 50 years until your communism gets corrupted and falls. Then I buy Bridge as big corporation from US and I bribe all lawyers to confirm that the bridge is mine!

My bridge!

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #910 on: December 20, 2010, 07:51:40 PM »
I start WWIII and blow all your units (you too) off the bridge with a tactical nuke!

My bridge!

btw what do you think about my model? :D
You can guess what it should be :P.

http://walki12.wa.funpic.de/papertank.jpg
I identify as a four-eyed bird man. /s

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #911 on: December 20, 2010, 07:58:40 PM »
Looks good, but i think devs aren't allowed to guess ;D. As you were distracted i capture the bridge. My bridge.

That reminds me of one picture i saw a time ago.

« Last Edit: December 20, 2010, 08:08:27 PM by blackbishop »
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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #912 on: December 20, 2010, 09:21:36 PM »
WTF? I still own 40% of the birdge, a depression wont stop me!
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #913 on: December 21, 2010, 05:15:45 AM »
As the stock market goes down in the depression I invest and buy the other 60%. Convincing them to sell it to me beings as I already own over 50%. I then send in hippies to protest all the communists and set up a love camp on the bridge for peace. My 70'S rad bridge man 8)

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #914 on: December 21, 2010, 06:11:11 AM »
I battledroid spam with my robot B1's
I also dump radioactive wast in a 100 mile radius around the bridge, killing any organic that comes within range.


My Star wars bridge!
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

You Are a Rebel Spy and a traitor to the Empire!
~Darth Vader

Any typos found may be given to Seeme.