My Bridge!

[neosdark]

I rebuild the bridge and bring in a brand new prototype unit.

Rambo- Armed with a Knife, M16, anything he finds on the ground, LAWs, Anti-moron shield (bye Peter Griffin retaliation), a pair of anti-pink sunglasses (Hello Kitty goes boom), and an ability called Bruce Lee Support ( to kill C. Norris) he is ultimate combat machine. Did i mention that none of his upgrades or abilities cost munis and have a .001 second recharge time. He takes up 1 pop and can only be killed with....... well why would i tell you that  . I will give you hint though. Every guy thinks with his.........

My (soon to be taken but certainly awesome) bridge

[Akalonor]

My Volks prank phone call Rambo which makes  him think he's terminal thus causing him to commit scuicide. I than send Grenadiers with 42's and Schrecks to reinforce the bridge, My bridge!

[Cranialwizard]

Rambo all of the sudden destroys every units on the bridge by crashing from the sky, he now defends it.

I send a homosexual Volksgrenadier (Single Man) To run up to Rambo and hit him with a...well...

Rambo shrieks and dies, and the Volksgrenadier is thrown into the river to drown.

I send Panzer Groupens to take the bridge back.

[neosdark]

And i send in Rambo V2.0 He is equipped with everything from the original unit, but he is bisexual so homosexuals no longer pose a threat to him. MWWAHAHAHAHAHAH. Did i mention all the tanks in support of him, yea about 75 M1A1 Abrams and 5 Pattons. Eat that WW2.

My (time warped) Bridge

[Cranialwizard]

Fine, play unfair.


Darth Vader Destroys the planet with the Death Star.

Game Over.

[Blackbishop]

I spam NKVD conscripts in the Death Star to capture its "bridge" .

[Akalonor]

 Fine you all forced my hand, I call in Dwight K. Schrute! Dwight has the power to KGB slap Rambo and talk sense into your conscipt captains, those who resist are mercilessly pounded by Dwights Office arsenal of Samurai swords and blowguns!   My Death Star Bridge!

[PoldekPL]

Haxxor's again, yea?

Darn you people Ok, again, before we will destroy the universe for one stupid bridge xD

I ragequit, you win, then we setup new match with bridge.

Tech up and rush!

[Cranialwizard]

I send in some Conscripts to attack a fuel point on your side of the map, but they are torn to pieces by your MG42s.

I then send my 3 Ingenery squads to kill the Motorcycle you sent to capture the bridge, and they wire+tank trap the approach.

They then OP the remaining points on my side.

My bridge!

[HolyHappiness]

I unplug Ethernet cable........drophack! 




Relic gives me bridge.

[Pauly3]

your trust rating suffered which allows me to take the freakin bridge with two bren squads and a leutnant (in trenches)
My bridge!

[Akalonor]

I use a WM mortar to kill the entrenched squads and than occupy said trenches with 3 KCH's.

[HolyHappiness]

I spam Shermans. Traffic jam in base........stupid AI.

Still your bridge.

[Newbie.]

I then mount up 4 M7 Priest's and use them to Pound the traffic jammed shermans whilst Spamming Sapper's with PIAT's to the bridge.

My Bridge!

[PoldekPL]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

My bridge!