Company of Heroes: Eastern Front

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #645 on: September 12, 2010, 12:02:28 AM »
Sure, surround that amour though.
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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« Reply #646 on: September 12, 2010, 02:09:14 AM »
Korea has fallen, with extremely minimal casualties. Once the primary invasion of Russia begins, I will take the eastern coast. But we need to do it in summer, my tanks can't face the Siberian winter.
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« Reply #647 on: September 12, 2010, 03:03:20 AM »
In Soviet Russia Winter never ends though...o.O
Molly: " It's our rock garden"
Dwight: "What are you farming, Bullcrap?"

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« Reply #648 on: September 12, 2010, 03:27:10 AM »
In Soviet Russia Winter never ends though...o.O
Ummmm, whe the snow thaws in Spring it does. :P
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« Reply #649 on: September 12, 2010, 07:29:40 AM »
Me and my SO units are all Russian-speaking so we easily infiltrate their ranks and start killing their superior officers, and they are now in disarray.

I send in the main army from the South and send in a special detachment of SCAR (Special Command- Assault Regiment) from the North. I also use my access to Werwolf's Experimental Lab to equip the Airforce with prototype F-35X-armed with a new kind of experimental Propulsion system that allows them to exceed 5.4 Mach. Heil Seeme.

Now lets put some fear into them......

And were the F is Werwolf? Anyone have any idea were he is.

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #650 on: September 12, 2010, 10:14:52 AM »
might be out in the forests of Deutschland, hunting Deers with his Karbiner.

Well, I'm Moving my Heeresgruppe Seeme (Army Group Seeme, Compoising of the 12th Panzerjager Div, the 5th Panzer, the 3rd Panzer, the 2nd Panzergrenadier, and the 23rd Calvary.) Up through Kazackhstan, using some experemental New Artilley 124-Pounder to punch holes through Soviet Defences.

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« Reply #651 on: September 12, 2010, 05:38:37 PM »
Who are you guys even fighting against? ??? ??? ???

Seriously?

And nobody cares about the bridge? Guess I just can take it then. :D Nobody cares about it anyway...

I'll lock it up in a safe somwhere hidden then.

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« Reply #652 on: September 12, 2010, 05:46:01 PM »
Well Toorstain u seem to be dreaming again.  ;D

While the entire Empire is distracted by the party, i add more troops to the Gundam defensive line near our Japanese Bridge. Fear the Seeme-Gundam Corps. Heil Seeme.

Still Imperial Bridge.......


Your troops were slaughtered by my trained Gundam Troops and the bridge is still safely in the Empires Hands.

Heil Seeme

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Re: My Bridge!
« Reply #653 on: September 12, 2010, 07:52:47 PM »
Is Russia token yet?
The Russians think there sooo tough, wait till the Ostheer comes...

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« Reply #654 on: September 12, 2010, 08:03:04 PM »
I guess we're on the Moscow Defense line now, if we attack on every side with our elite forces, we should push in.

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« Reply #655 on: September 12, 2010, 10:55:54 PM »
F*ck you!  >:(

Stop ruining my dreams! ;D

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« Reply #656 on: September 13, 2010, 02:58:33 AM »
HyperSniper, while pacing in his office, sees a big red button. He unwittedly presses it, and everything goes all slow as it fades. He then wakes up in front of the bridge, with everyone else. Seeme and Newbie groan at him for resetting the bridge game and ruining Seeme's empire.

Resetted bridge. :)
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« Reply #657 on: September 13, 2010, 04:10:54 AM »
Ok it seems the Experimental gas i used on Hypersniper seems to work, he went nuts and thinks that he reset the game.

Still our bridge. Oh and i send in some more Japs in 50 foot Mechs to guard the bridge.

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« Reply #658 on: September 13, 2010, 07:33:04 AM »


...i emerge from my deer-hunting vacation in the hinterlands of central Europe, carrying an enormous bundle on my shoulder...

MY INDESTRUCTIBLE CARPET OF DOOM IS NOW COMPLETE!!! Seeme Heil!!!

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« Reply #659 on: September 13, 2010, 04:48:36 PM »
my deer hunting therory was true.

The Moscow defensive Line has now fallen!

Time for Poland, Kamerads?

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